A/N: I honestly don't know what I was think when I wrote this...consider it the Love-Child of procrastination and approaching mid-terms.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy.
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Dapperson101: Heyyyyyyy Kurtttttttt
SirCouture13: Hello Blaine!
Dapperson101: What's up?
SirCouture13: Other than the fact that I am permanently scarred for life after going to Health class today?
SirCouture13: Not much.
Dapperson101: Hahahaha you had Sex Ed today, didn't you?
SirCouture13: Oh God.
SirCouture13: Unfortunately, yes I did.
Dapperson101: riiiiiiight…and how did that go?
SirCouture13: OHMYGOD IT WAS AWFUL. They used diagrams and there was a whole video and DEAR GOD. Blaine, THEY HAD MODELS. MODELS, Blaine.
Dapperson101: Models? Of…?
SirCouture13: Of stuff.
Dapperson101: Stuff? What kind of stuff?
SirCouture13: You know what kind of stuff…
Dapperson101: No I don't. There are many kinds of stuff.
Dapperson101: Ahem. Sorry.
SirCouture13: It's fine.
SirCouture13: Traumatic events set aside, I've discovered something.
Dapperson101: About intercourse?
SirCouture13: Gaaah don't use that word. PLEASE.
SirCouture13: That's better.
SirCouture13: As I was saying, I've discovered that I never want to hear the word "penetration" ever again. Ever.
Dapperson101: Hey Kurt.
SirCouture13: Hey yourself :)
Dapperson101: I have something to say.
SirCouture13: What is it?
SirCouture13: dsfdhsgf Blaine!
SirCouture13: UGH stop it!
Dapperson101: Please excuse me as I penetrate the butter with my knife, I much desire to spread some upon my toast.
SirCouture13: SERIOUSLY, BLAINE. SHUT UP.
Dapperson101: "At the height of sexual arousal, the male's penis is brought to full erectile state, in which it then penetrates the female's vaginal opening. And, through sudden ejaculation, sperm is injected into the female's uterus, whereupon it begins its journey to the ovarian chambers."
SirCouture13: OH MY GOD. 80
SirCouture13: BLAINE ANDERSON, IF YOU DO NOT STOP THIS MINUTE SO HELP ME I WILL SIGN OFF AND THEN FIND AND HURT YOU.
Dapperson101: What, you didn't like my story? xD
Dapperson101: okay, okay. I'm done now.
Dapperson101: Scout's Honor.
SirCouture13: Thank you.
SirCouture13: So, how was your day?
Dapperson101: Fine. Same old, same old.
Dapperson101: Oh, but guess what!
Dapperson101: I was never a boy scout.
You should leave a review...for poor little Kurt's sake! ;)