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Cordelia as ill
The day Xander chose Will
But then she fell through those damn stairs
And Anya was there
In no underwear
Marci was the Invisible Girl
Then something went wrong
For William the Bloody
He caught Dru with a Chaos Demon
Then at a deadly pace
It came from...California
And this is how the message ran

Buffy the, Vampire Slayer
Professor Walsh built a creature
See vampires fighting Spike and Buffy
Sarah Michelle Geller stars in Cruel Intentions
Wa Oh Oh Oh Oh
At the Tuesday night, Vampire Slayer, TV show

I knew the Watchers' Council
Was over a barrel
When Buffy said the hell to them
And I really got hot
When I saw Angelus
Wear those tight-ass black leather pants
Darla said pricks
Gave her Syphilis
And she didn't give a rat ass
"But when I am gone"
Said Buffy to Dawn
"You gotta take care of everyone
For me..."

Buffy the, Vampire Slayer
Professor Walsh built a creature
See vampires fighting Spike and Buffy
Sarah Michelle Geller stars in Cruel Intentions
Wa Oh Oh Oh Oh
At the Tuesday night, Vampire Slayer, TV show

I wanna go
Oh Oh Oh
To the Tuesday night, Vampire Slayer, TV show
8/7 central
Oh Oh Oh
To the Tuesday night, Vampire Slayer, TV show
UPN is where we go
Oh Oh Oh
To the Tuesday night, Vampire Slayer, TV show