A/N: I thought of this when reading Cafeteria Confessions by deep-voice'06. I started ad-libbing it in my room and I thought it would make a nice drabble. So there we go. Enjoy.
You think you know me Arnold? Hah! You don't even know the half of me! Maybe a third, at best. You think what's behind the mask is all there is to see? Let me tell you something little boy, that's just one layer! I'm like yogurt with fruit on the bottom. You can peel back the lid, but you can't see everything that's underneath. It could be rotten, it could be peaches! You don't know. All you know is that I'm yogurt.