Title: Like Father, Like Son
Rating: PG
Word Count: 282
Pairing: Roger + Ace(fatherly stuff), Ace + Luffy(take as you will)
Topic: Curly
Type: OPU
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from One Piece.
VTM: Yeah, I took one look at that prompt and had to have fun with it.

Ace glared at the man before him. Dark eyes, dark hair, mischievous tone to his features, and a big grin plastered across his stupid face. He was staring at his father, Gol D. Roger. "What the hell are you doing here?" Ace finally asked.

"Just here to see my boy, of course!" Roger said with a laugh.

"...But you're dead." Ace said flatly.

"You look so much like your mother!" Roger said, completely ignoring the statement.

Ace's eyebrow gave a twitch. "Go back to Hell."

"Ha! You even have your mother's attitude...before she warmed up to me, of course." Roger shivered a little, thinking back on the times he first tried to court Rouge. He then looked at Ace and smiled warmly. "But I can see that you look a bit like me as well."

Ace frowned at that statement. "You're saying I look like a curly mustached doofus?"

"Yes." Roger said happily. He then pointed at Ace's face.

"What are you talking about?" Ace's hand unconsciously reached for his own face, as if to wipe away some dirt, only to freeze when he felt something hairy. On his face was a big curly mustache that matched Roger's. "Wh-what the hell is this...!"

Roger laughed as he stroked his own glorious mustache proudly. "We're going to have so much fun! I'll teach you all the best mustache care techniques! Perfect for father son bonding!"

Ace started to scream.

"Wow, you scream like your mother too!"

Later, Luffy lied in bed very confused, normally he'd go to his brother when he had bad dreams. Yet here he was, with Ace clinging to him in his sleep. Whatever he dreamt about must've been truly terrifying.

-The End-

VTM: It had to be done, sorry! XD