Title: Visitation Rights
Rating: PG
Word Count: 480
Pairing: None, Roger + Ace (Family bonding)
Topic: None
Type: I don't even know.
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from One Piece.
VTM: Yeah, a continuation of the story 'Like Father, Like Son'.

"You have got to be kidding me." Ace said with the most irritated look on his face. "WHY? Why the hell are you still here?"

"Hi there, son!" Roger said with a wave. There was a look of excitement as he walked over to the freckled face young man. "Well we had so much fun last time that I decided to visit again!"

"'We'? What's this 'we' bullshit? You made me grow FACIAL HAIR! That's not fun! That was disturbing!" Ace looked ready to blow his temper at the invader. The day whole day after that dream he was checking his upper lip for that stupid mustache. The dream before was so damned real, he practically could feel the itchiness. "Get the HELL out of my dreams, you freak!"

"Someone has their mother's freckles!" Roger said in an almost 'sing song' tone, ignoring Ace's demands. He was now right next to him poking the boy's cheek. "You have my eyes and hair though."

Ace shoved Roger away. "Knock that off! Don't touch me! I look nothing like you, you moron!"

"You have my-"

"Don't. Just don't." Ace said as he pointed an accusing finger at the dead pirate king. "No more things popping up on my face, no more talking about how I look like who, just no more! Go away! I Never want to see or hear from you ever again."

Roger looked a little hurt by his son's words. "But I never got to meet you when I was alive. Your mother got to meet you at least. I died long before you were born."

Part of Ace wanted to kill the man for saying that, another part of him oddly felt sympathetic. However that feeling was short lived, he shook his head and the feelings of sympathy from his mind. "I don't care! I hate you! If you weren't dead now I would kill you myself!" he poured every bit of malice he had into those words. "Now get the hell out of my dreams and never come back!"

With a bittersweet look on his face Roger faded from existence. Ace was left alone in his own dream, a satisfied smirk tugged at his lips. It didn't last too long though, he soon discovered how lonely and quiet a dream could be. It was almost enough to make him miss Roger. Key word being 'almost'. With a sigh Ace turned to try and see if he can find somewhere else to go.

"Look who has daddy's mustache!"

And just like that Ace once again had the curly monstrosity on his face. "AHHHHHHHH!"

Luffy blinked awake when he heard Ace's sudden scream. He then looked over at the other boy as he sat up and felt his own face frantically. 'Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to put a caterpillar on his face while he was asleep.'

-The End-