Secret Memo Number One – Kenseikan

Memo to self: Exercising greater caution will be vital when I next choose to break a rule. I may be only one demonstration of aberrant behaviour away from bringing calamity to my clan. If our great family is stripped of its rank and honours because of any further signs of unacceptably erratic or plebeian conduct from its twenty-eighth head, then I, Kuchiki Byakuya, shall no longer be entitled to wear the kenseikan. That would be catastrophic, for it keeps a nice crimp in my hair and makes it fall in exquisite waves when I take the headpiece off at night.

Additional note to self: Begin searching discreetly for alternative headpieces that do not utterly resemble girly curlers, lest the worst befall my noble house.


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