Bring the Knee Up

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Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. If I did, Naraku would waltz across the screen wearing a pink tutu while clucking like a chicken.

A/N: This silly little thing just hit me in the head like a bunch of bricks, and, well, what can I say? Enjoy!

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"Oh SHIT!" Inuyasha howled while rolling around the floor in pain. "What the HELL was that for, Kagome?"

Kagome huffed angrily, "Well, I said I was sorry."

Miroku and Sango came running along while Kirara and Shippo trailed after the duo, three of the four looked on in concern while Shippo was smirking in glee at the sight of the hanyou rolling around, dignity be damned.

"What happened?" Miroku asked, his indigo eyes widening at the sight before him.

"Well, he ran off to Kikyo again…" Kagome trailed off when Inuyasha snarled at her, his golden eyes swimming with unshed tears.

"YOU SAID I COULD, YOU STUPID WENCH!"

"WELL, I ASSUMED THAT YOU'D BE BACK IN SEVERAL MINUTES! NOT TWO HOURS LATER!" Kagome snapped back, "Besides… I did apologize…" She added as an afterthought.

Inuyasha winced again as another shock of excruciating pain hit him, "You couldn't have just 'sat' me?"

There was a silence as Kagome took in that fact. In her blind rage, she hadn't been thinking very clearly and well… Kagome's not exactly known for a good temper.

"I said I was sorry…"

"What did you do, Kagome?" Sango asked, concern lacing her voice with a tinge of bemusement.

"SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT, YOU-!" Inuyasha continued shouting, ignoring the demon-slayer completely.

"I'M SORRY!"

"DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO HIT SO HARD?"

"I'M SORRY! I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SORRY!"

Inuyasha snarled back in reply, "If I never have children, I'm putting all the blame on you, wench."

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A/N: Really short, I know. But this just came to me and I had to write it down. Leave a review, ne?

Love,

Harmony

P.S. I realized that I cannot write chaptered stories, I just lose interest like… one-tenth into the story. I guess I'm gonna have to stick to one-shots for the rest of my life…

And if the characters are totally out-of-character, I'm sorry. I wrote this in like… five minutes. XP