sgRPG= super gay role playing game.
Your name is California. You just got you very own RPG profile for your birthday. Everyone is dead out side. You take your trusty morning star out and charge into battle. You make broad swings and daring moves. then you realise this is all very silliy because you are still in your room. Your stats are as follows:
you step outside and see a leprechaun. you kill it. Prussia shows up.
"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!" and he hands you a Gilbird. You name Gillbird Kumajiro. You follow Gilbird's peeping to a magical forest. you see a leprecon. you try to take out your nuke. Oak's words echo in your head. "There is a time and place for everything. But not now, you dumb s**t! You kill the leprechaun. you fall asleep.