Time to Accept the Inevitable (aka Puffy Pink Death)

Gotham International Airport was dark and dull. Lana had been there for hours, and she had hours to wait for her Paris flight.

No one was paying her the slightest attention.

Suddenly she noticed a round, pink creature walking purposefully through the airport. "Aren't you cute!" she said, picking it up and cuddling it.

"Jiggly?" the thing responded.

When Lana's flight was finally called, she couldn't bear to leave the pink thing behind. "Here. Hide in my purse!"

During the flight, the Jigglypuff got bored and started singing cheerfully. Everyone fell asleep, including the pilots, and the plane crashed.


Disclaimer: I do not encourage hiding anything in your bag when getting on an airplane. Look what happened to poor Lana!