DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER EVEN THOUGH I WANT TO! I LUV HIM! HE IS MY WIZARD SLAVE. GOOD BOY! DO YOU WANT A TREAT?

Chapter 2: Babies and Breakfast

Lily's POV

"Lily," The sound of the most pompous, arrogant, and handsome man in the entire school (which of course is James Potter) spoke. Everyone went silent immediately, can't they just get on with their lives and leave my crappy sitcom of a life alone. Please let someone distract him!

"Lily," Potter started up again, "Will you..." He was cut off by a whirring sound and a giant golden vortex above the staff table. Soon a small bundle came hurtling out of it. I gasped. It was a small child.

"Arresto Momentum" Professor Dumbledore crowed. The baby automatically slowed down. I felt bad for whoever that child belongs to, if they kept it a secret for that long for it now to be broken out in public for everyone to see. Dumbledore gently put the baby into the middle of the room. The child- I am going to call him Harry- started to levitate, LEVITATE, off the ground and came over to our table. Harry kept gliding over the smooth tiles until he came to none other than JAMES FLIPPIN POTTER! Well he does sort of look like him, but who the hell did sleep with?

"Dada go to Momma!" The boy cried. Concern washed over me as I saw his face. Everyone crooned and awed at Harry. James- I mean Potter- looked at him in surprise then looked at me then looked at the child. I couldn't understand what the look at me was about when I noticed Harry's eyes. They were the same shade of emerald green as my eyes. There is no way I could have had this child unless I was knocked out for nine months!

The boy, tired of waiting for his father to move towards his mother. Harry decided to take matters into his own hands. He crawled under the table and came to rest in... MY LAP! What the hell is going on here! This damn life of mine is so twisted and knotted the slightest tug can unravel it. I heard several gasps, damns, shit, crap, and all sorts of cuss words. I needed an explanation now. And apparently Dumbledore did too.

"Lily Evans and James Potter, please come with me and bring the child." This is the end of my witch career!

James's POV

What the hell just happened! I was just about to ask out-yet again- Lily Evans and I was interrupted- yet again- this time by a flying baby. And this baby just so happened to have Lily's eyes AND my hair. There is no way that I slept with Lily. She won't even let me speak to her. She has trusted me a bit more, but now all that hard works out the window!

"Lily Evans and James Potter, please come with me and bring the child." I could tell that Dumbledore was not pleased. There goes my chance of getting Lily.

Narrator

With James, Lily, and Harry in tow, Dumbledore led the trio to the Headmaster's office where...

Author's note

Okay so that was the second chapter. Luv it? Hate it? Want to burn it and dance around the flames? I want to know. And any ideas for the next chapter hmm... I have a couple vote on it if you like.

A) Dumbledore gives them the dreaded sex talk.

B) Dumbledore tells them about parenting

C)Dumbledore tells them how to bring little Harry home

D)Voldy chases Harry through time and space

E) All of the Above?

Your opinions are my guidelines!

Peace, LUV, and KILLER WHALES!

M-SW-T aka Lily