Title: Harry Pad- The I-pad Harry Potter uses
Pairings/Characters: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Voldemord/Lucius( I think... ), Luna, Ginny, Neville
Warnings: Hints of slash, AVPM references, ipads and twitter...
Notes: Uhm, idek how this happened. Ooh and english isn't my native tongue.
Disclaimer: Well, ofcourse I own the rights! Now excuse me while I try to find my limo driver... Where could he possibly be? Oh,yeah In MY MIND(If you're thinking of Eddie Izzard I love you)
"We have to go to the Ministry Harry."
"Who are you and what have you done to Hermione Granger?"
"It's too dangerous!"
"Relax Neville I'll check Voldemort's twitter in my ipad first to see if he'll cause us any trouble."
"Great thinking Harry!"
"Thanks Ron. Oh look!"
'Voldie's off to Hogsmith for a pint'- 10:45
'Voldie thinks Lucius' hair is pretty'-10:59
'Voldie thinks he shouldn't be drinking this early in the morning'-11:02
'Voldie and the death-eating pimps are going to the Ministry,YO!'-11:16
"Guys he's going to the Ministry. What're we going to do?"
"Harry we knew this could happen. We have to go though."
"Hermione is right. But … uhm… maybe you Harry could text Voldemort first and I dunno maybe try and change his mind or something."
"Bloody'ell Hermione stop hitting me! What's wrong with avoiding danger?"
"Shut it Ginny!"
"I think Ron is right. I should text him… Ooh look I've got an unread text. It's Mal-uhm… erm… Ma… Dame Pomfrey! Yes Madame Pomfrey!"
"Madame Pomfrey texted you?"
"Yes… she… uhm, eh…"
" Dumbledore got her the new ipod for christmas and she doesn't have the hang of it yet. She's been texting me all month."
"No problem Harry!"
"See Hermione I told you every adult in Hogwarts is a loon."
"Shut up Ron… Harry are you going to text him or what? If we keep stalling Malfoy-who by the way has been following us for the last hour-will catch up."
"Yes,now can we please get a move on?"
"Yes… uhm… cos Malfoy is BAD. Got it."
"Oh sod it."
"Oi give me my ipad back!"
"No,you're slow! I'll text him."
'Voldemort,mate, we really gotta go to the Ministry. Can't you just go back to terrorising people and well… chilling,just for today? Who knows maybe you'll get to play with Lucius' hair.'
"Done. But I can't find him in your contacts list Harry."
"He's the 'D Lord'. "
"Oh cool. There , send! I guess all we have to do now is wait."
"No, what we have to do now is MOVE!... Ron why are you looking at me like that?"
"Huh? Erm, no reason. Hermione is right we should get going. Oh sweet mother of Merlin I should really stop saying Hermione is right!What is wrong with me today?"
"Take it easy Ron. "
"Oh look he replied. "
"Well go on. What does it say?"
'Harry man,why are you messing with my groove? Today is MY day! We've talked about this dude. Mondays,Fridays,Sundays are EVIL days and Tuesdays,Wednesdays,Thursdays,Saturdays are GOOD days. Today is FRIDAY!'
P.S: If you keep hinting like that about you know who I'll tell your mudblood friends about what you do to you know who's son. Or about what he does to you.
Reptile Kisses, the V-man.'
"I didn't get the last part. "
"Neither did I. Harry what is he talking about?"
"I have no idea."
"Oh bloody'ell. "
"Malfoy is hiding behind a tree."
"Oh dear Merlin"
"Why are you smiling?"