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Thanks so much to my wonderful beta, cocoalvin. She's been with me from the very beginning offering her help when she already had so much on her plate. The story and I have benefited so much from her presence. I can't imagine anyone being more supportive and helpful. Working with her is truly a gift!

I hope you all enjoy the epilogue!

1 Year Later


"Edward, please!" I exclaimed, on the verge of dropping to my knees and begging.

He laughed and shook his head in the nonchalant way that simultaneously made me want to cry out of frustration and murder him out of rage. I'd been trying to get him to make a decision for the last two weeks and it just wasn't happening.

"I don't want more than three bedrooms, I don't want to live in a high-rise, and there has to be tons of natural light," he said.

"That's what we told the realtor! Now, it's time to choose the place we're actually going to live in from the ones she showed us!"

He sighed heavily and slumped in his chair like choosing our first home together was the equivalent of walking to the electric chair. Honestly, it was starting to hurt my feelings. This was a huge deal to me, and after almost two years of extended sleep overs, I couldn't even describe how deliriously happy I was that we were finally going to be together in one place that belonged to the both of us. I couldn't understand why he wasn't even half as thrilled and emotionally invested in this as I was.

The longer Edward and I were together, the easier it was for him to pick the thoughts straight from my head with astounding accuracy. Sometimes it really fucking scared me, and this was one of those times.

"I'm invested in you, Jasper. I want to be wherever you are, wherever puts a smile on your face, because at the end of the day that's what puts a smile on mine. Now, I've said it before and I'll say it again; I don't want more than three bedrooms, I don't want to live in a high-rise, and there has to be tons of natural light. Other than that, I just want there to be tons and tons of Jasper...and to have—"

"Total control over the decorating and furnishing process?" I said, cutting him off and taking a guess at the rest of his sentence. The mingled expression of shock and mischief on his face confirmed my suspicions. I guess I was pretty damned good at reading his mind too.

A month later, we christened our first home on the balcony that I chose and on top of a table that Edward picked.

5 Years Later


"Jasper, it's your turn," I said as the soft body between us began to wiggle and whine. Stella wasn't a tiny baby anymore, and it was probably well past the time for her to stop sleeping in bed with her daddies. I loved her so much though and couldn't bring myself to make her sleep on her own, especially when she looked up at me with those sad, brown eyes every night before bedtime.

"But babe, I'm so tired! Will you just take care of her this one last morning, and then I'll get up with her on Saturday and Sunday?" he replied.

"Jas! I've done it three mornings in row! It's your turn!"

"Pleeeease, Edward! She loves you more than me anyway," he whispered, not wanting Stella to hear. I'd heard him loud and clear though, but how I wished I hadn't. I shot out of the bed and went over to kneel at his side.

"Jas, don't you dare say that! She loves us both equally. You remember when we first brought her home? She cried whenever anyone but you held her. You know she loves us both, don't you," I asked urgently while running my fingers through his blond, sleep-wrecked locks. He kept his eyes closed and smiled impishly.

"Of course, I know that, but since you're already up, why don't you just go ahead and take Stella for her morning walk?"

At his words, our adorable St. Bernard perked up and barked her agreement. She launched herself off the bed and ran circles around and through my legs, not knowing whether she wanted to play or relieve her full bladder. Even though his eyes were still closed, Jasper must have known I was glaring daggers at him because his smile broadened as he burrowed his head deeper into the pillow.

"C'mon, girl," I sighed, pulling on my shoes and coat. "I guess I'll just have to get used to living in a house full of animals, a puppy...and a jackass!"

8 Years Later


"Don't open your eyes!" Emmett yelled for the millionth time even though Rose was behind me covering my eyes with her hands and Esme was doing the same for Edward.

"Happy Anniversary!"

When the Rose finally moved their hands, I immediately replaced them with my own. Edward, on the other hand, burst into loud sidesplitting laughter.

"Emmett!" I shouted. "My mother is here!"

"I helped pick it out!" Maggie exclaimed from somewhere in the room. I dropped my hands and looked at her in disbelief.

"Come on! No son of mine will be a fucking prude!" Senior shouted.

I groaned and buried my face in the crook of Edward's shoulder as he wrapped his arms around me. He was still laughing and being involuntarily shaken by his body lightened my mood a bit. It really was funny once I got over the shock. Edward and I had gotten married ten years ago today, and our closest friends and family had decided to help us celebrate with a huge, veiny, cock ring-wearing, cum-spurting penis cake.

"Hey, is the jizz edible? Or should I start at the source and go for the balls?" Esme asked, wielding a knife that Carlisle quickly snatched from her.

"This cake was funny in theory, but I don't want to see a cock and balls being chopped into small pieces...especially by you," he said, guiding his wife away from the cake. Seeing Carlisle's point, I buried my face in Edward's neck for a whole new reason. He laughed again and rubbed my back to soothe me.

"You know this all your fault, right? If we were in Fiji like I wanted, we'd sunbathing in the nude and drinking Pina Coladas," he said.

"The three-foot cock will keep them distracted. If you let me pack our bags while you make the reservations, we can be out of here before they notice we're gone."

It took Edward three seconds to realize I was serious, and the resulting grin on his face could have lit the sky. "Let's go!"

35 Years Later


"Jasper, those are mine!" I yelled after him as he left the bathroom.

"No, they're not!" he replied, sighing in frustration as he made his way back to where I stood. "What was the point of putting the labels on the cups if you're not even going to wear your glasses to see them!"

I grabbed my glasses that were hanging from the string around my neck and secured them on my face. I leaned forward and peered at the label that clearly read: EDWARD. Chuckling, I turned around wrapped my arms around Jasper's neck.

"I'm sorry. Do you still love me?" I asked.

"More than ever," he nodded before kissing my forehead, the tip of my nose, my chin and finally my lips. "Now, quit fooling around and put your teeth in! We're having bacon for breakfast."

"Why don't you take your teeth out and start fooling around? I want a blowjob before breakfast!"

Even though I'm sure she doesn't know, the epilogue was inspired by Flutterfly11! Her last review sparked a thought in my head that I couldn't let go. So I want to give a special thanks to her! I also want to thank all my readers and reviewers! I've been writing fanfics for a long time and you guys have been the most encouraging, inspiring and uplifting readers I've ever encountered. I even have the pleasure of calling a lot of you my friends! This has truly been a pleasure for me.

I want to give a special thanks to kgq who has been so amazing as a supporter, a reader, a reviewer and most importantly a friend. She's been on the receiving end of countless whining and ranting episodes from me. It was her who helped me get back on track whenever I lost control of the Edward and Jasper! Thanks Jill!

A special thanks is also owed to Nancy Harrytwifan for encouraging me to be more confident and true to myself as a writer. Her words always brought a smile to my face and that means much more to me than I can express.

I also have to thank Aphrodite's Smile and D. Kinney for being so great and for introducing me to those other beautiful boys. (You know who I'm talking about!) Even though our obsession brought my writing to a standstill at one point, they inspired so much! Flove you, ladies!

I have to end this here because I could go on forever. Just know that I'm thankful that you all took time out of your days for me and my boys!

I've included some pics of Edward and Jasper's balcony, Stella and the anniversary cake on InsaneJournal. Check them out if your interested!


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