Monday

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Sakura Haruno is lying on her bed with a blanket over her body. Then the alarm clock next to her says "10 AM" and she snaps her eyes open.

Sakura: 10 AM, hey I overslept!

Sakura then puts on her school uniform in the bathroom.

Gotta get dressed, while singing this song

Ino Yamanaka enters the kitchen.

Ino: I'm starving, gotta have breakfast

Ino Yamanaka then takes a pizza box from her fridge.

I ran out of cereal, so I had pizza
With pepperonis and crusted cheese

Sasuke Uchiha drives his motorcycle down the road.

Sasuke: Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta get my friend

Naruto Uzumaki smiles and waves his hand at Sasuke as he arrives.

I see my friend

Naruto sings while sitting at the bus stop.

Naruto: Should I take the backseat?
Should I take the sidecar?
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

Naruto and Sasuke clap their hands as they drive themselves to school.

Naruto and Sasuke: It's Monday, Monday
The worst day of the week
It's another week of school and homework and torture
Monday, Monday
Gettin' down on Monday

Everybody's not looking forward to go to the classroom

Hinata Hyuga and Neji Hyuga both walk through the school hallway as they sing.

Hinata and Neji: I hate school, I hate school, yeah!
I hate school, I hate school, yeah!

Kakashi Hatake, the school teacher sings as he places the student's pop quiz papers on their tables.

Kakashi: F, F, F, F
You all get a detention!

Choji Akimichi walks through the mess hall while holding his lunch.

Choji: 12 PM, we're now having lunch
I got marsh potatoes and baked beans
Food, food, think about food
You know what it is

Itachi Uchiha and Deidara are running through the football field while passing a football to each other.

Itachi: I catch this, you catch this
This is how you pass the ball

Deidara: I catch this, you catch this
Now you know how

Shikamaru walks through the classroom and turns his head to Temari, who waves her hand at him and smiles.

Shikamaru: Temari's at the front seat

Shikamaru then turns to Ino, who flirts at him and gestures him to come over.

Ino's at the back seat.
Gotta make my mind up
Which whore can I take?

Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Hinata, Neji, Choji, Shikamaru, Ino, Temari, Itachi and Deidara lined up in a row at the hallway and wave their arms as they sing.

Everybody: It's Monday, Monday
The worst day of the week
It's another week of school and homework and torture
Monday, Monday
Gettin' down on Monday

Everybody's not looking forward to go to the classroom

Gaara pops up out of nowhere, dressed in a basketball jersey.

Gaara: I hate school, I hate school

Everybody: Yeah!

Gaara: I hate school, I hate school

Everybody: Yeah!
Work, work, work, work
When will this day be over?

Kiba Inuzuka now writes on the chalkboard with a hat that says 'Dunce' on his head.

Kiba: Yesterday was Sunday, Sunday
Tomorrow is Tuesday, Tuesday
Two days ago is Saturday
And now is Monday
And three days later is Thursday

God this is so confusing.
And my head is spiiiiining….
Can I have a toilet break now?

Orochimaru drives down the road in a convertible while wearing sunglasses.

Orochimaru: Don't mind me, I'm a random rapper (rapper)
In a convertible (vertible)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Now there's a police car behind me
I'm wanted for drunk driving
Check my speed, it's now over 300
If I get caught, I'm going to jail!

Everybody is now on the football field while dancing to the song as they sing.

Everybody: It's Monday, Monday
The worst day of the week
It's another week of school and homework and torture
Monday, Monday
Gettin' down on Monday

Everybody's not looking forward to go to the classroom

Naruto and Sasuke: I hate school, I hate school

Everybody: Yeah!

Naruto and Sasuke: I hate school, I hate school

Everybody: Yeah!
Work, work, work, work
When will this day be over?

Everybody: It's Monday, Monday
The worst day of the week
It's another week of school and homework and torture
Monday, Monday
Gettin' down on Monday

Everybody's not looking forward to go to the classroom

Naruto and Sasuke: I hate school, I hate school

Everybody: Yeah!

Naruto and Sasuke: I hate school, I hate school

Everybody: Yeah!
Work, work, work, work
When will this day be over?

After the song is over, Tsunade, the school principal enters the field and yelled, "What the hell are you guys doing? Detention for all of you for the next 2 weeks!"

"Awwww….." Everybody whined disappointingly.

THE END