Disclaimer: DUH...JK Rowling.

Would you believe this,

Another load of croc!

God your such a...


And a total pillock!

Why do we have to listen to,

Another barmy nutter who we all wish would

Go grown himself in a



Would you believe

Every word he spews?

Right like a dolt like him

Ever could

Win against

Oh You-Know-Who!

Look I did my homework...What a waste now that I'm

Finished with this waste of parchment I will be on my way!

An: Please review! Thought this up in stats class!