For the girls at TNGF, Listen, Blue, Sherbert and Zhie ;D
Haha, I was dared to write this, by the way ;)
holding hands by the black lake
You're never good enough for any guy
Snape only ever wanted that [Evans girl]
And you don'teven want to think about that m i s h a p with Professor Flitwick
So you spend your days teaching
(trying) to fill the empty void
And then one day, [he] comes along
With his s h o r t n e s s, bald head, and badly dressed body
You fall in love.
"Dobby," you say, blushing the brightest red
"How do you do?"
he'll giggle and say, "just fine, Professor, just fine,"
soon enough, you're | s n e a k i n g | kisses before bedtime
and holding hands by the Black Lake
While the great squid slashes around, you say
"I [love] you, Dobbster,"
And he says, "I love you, also Minnie,"
and then you both share a p a s s i o n a t e kiss.