THE TROUBLE WITH TREES …

WOW Long. The sun goes down on a successful troll hunt deep in a remote forest; successful, that is, until Dean gets bored. What a good job Sam's got his cellphone ...

Disclaimer: I don't own, just play.

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"Hey Bobby; how ya doin'?"

" ? "

"Well that's kinda why I'm calling …"

" ? "

"No, the troll hunt went great, no problems at all."

" ? "

"Well, Dean got bored while we packed up."

" ! "

"Yeah, Bobby; I know he is!"

" ? "

"He decided to carve 'Sam stinks' into a tree trunk."

" ! "

"Yep, he sure is!"

" ? "

"Turns out it was a dryad."

" ? "

"Well, his broken nose has stopped bleedin' now, but you won't believe what she did with his penknife …"

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"Thanks Bobby – see you in a few hours."

" …"

Sam glanced at the watery-eyed, groaning figure sprawled on the forest floor beside him.

Man, it was gonna be a long night ...

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