I got this idea from my friend Count Beldam and he said I could rewriet the part he did and turn it into a fic so here it is. This is a parody of I'll Make a Man Out of You from the Mulan soundtrack. Enjoy...

disclaimer- I don't own Mulan or Marching band...

Let's get down to business
To teach you how to play
If you can't stay in step
Then you sure can't stay
You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before camp's through
Marchers I'll, make a band
out of you

Come in innocent
But we corrupt your mind
Once we find your weakness
you are sure to lose
You're a hopless, frail
pathetic lot
And you can't carry the tune
Somehow I'll make a band
out of you

I'm never gonna catch
my breath
Say good-bye to those
who knew me
Boy, was I a fool at camp
for smarting off
This guy's got 'em
scarred to death
Hope he didn't see
me wiggle
Now I really wish that I
knew how to march

(Be a band)
We must never get
out of step
(Be a band)
With all the skill
to play perfectly
(Be a band)
With all the sound
as an awesome concert
We wanna pwn like the
best band ever!

Time is racing toward us
till the games begin
Heed my every order
And we might, just win.
You're unsuited for
competition season
So pack up, go home
we're through
How could I make a band
out of you?

(Be a band)
We must never get
out of step
(Be a band)
With all the skill
to play perfectly
(Be a band)
With all the sound
as an awesome concert
We wanna pwn like the
best band ever!

(Be a band)
We must never get
out of step
(Be a band)
With all the skill
to play perfectly
(Be a band)
With all the sound
as an awesome concert
We wanna pwn like the
best band ever!

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