Disclaimer: Eric Kripke is the metaphorical father of Supernatural. Not I.

Warning 1: Thou shall not steal. Plagiarism is a dastardly deed. Thank you.

Warning 2: No beta reader. Apologies for everything wrong, including any uncharacteristic behavior of the Winchester brothers.

Warning 3: This drabble is dialogue only.

Summary: In the Winchester family, actions speak louder than words ever could. No wonder why "I love you's" are rarely exchanged.

Timeline: Season One

". . ." - This signifies a moment of silence, or no talking, in the dialogue.

I Only Do This To You

By Jan J. (P.J.P.), Little Sister's Keepress


"Just a minute, Sammy. Rinsing here. Have to get that soy taste outta my mouth."

"You just drank some of my water."

"What? No, I didn't."

"Yes, you did!"

"How can you tell? You're too busy making eyes at your laptop, college boy."

"So? I saw you out of the corner of my eye."

"Oh, yeah? Well, how could I reach your glass all the way over there?"

"Dean, there's less than six inches between us! See? Look how easy I can reach over there."

"Whoa, Sammy. That's because you're a Sasquatch. Now keep your hands away from my pie."

"Well, don't drink from my water glass!"

"I didn't touch your water!"

"Yes, you did! Please stop lying about it, Dean!"

"You know what, Sam? You're just selfish."

"Excuse me?"

"I could have been kneeling over, and all you care about is me drinking your water."

"Dean, that's ridiculous. I had the same dish, and I'm not sick. I'm more upset over the fact that you lied right to my face!"

"Sheesh. You are too touchy, Princess."

"I'm not the touchy one. You're the touchy one!"

". . ."

"Great. Now you ignore me for more quality time with an L.C.D."

"Dean, do I ever complain when you have private sessions with the car?"

"Hey, don't talk about my baby like she's an object! If you're good to her, then she's gonna be good to you."

"Okay, that's it, big brother. We are changing your diet."


"None of this would have happened if you lived healthier!"

"Wait a minute, Sam. I am not fat!"

"I didn't say anything about your weight, bro. You are going to drink more water. No more soda, coffee, and alcohol for you, buddy!"

"Oh, God. I need to call Dad. I think you finally cracked."

"Just think, Dean. If you drank more water, then you wouldn't need to drink my water!"

"Sam, I want you to stay calm and be silent, all right? We are going to get you some help. Shoot. Why did I leave the holy water in the trunk? Christo."

"Nothing is wrong with-"

"Shh . . .I am going to take care of you, Sammy. Waiter, keep the change."