"Come on, Jade! It's been two weeks!"

Beck and Jade were lying around at her house; her head was resting comfortably on his stomach. Jade was reading her favorite book, Pride and Prejudice.

Yeah, she knows you all judge her, but she thinks that she's just like Lizzy Bennet.
The whole judging-a-rich-boy-before-you-get-to-know-him-and-eventually-fall-in-love-with-him-ironically thing, in her opinion, is very suited to her relationship with Beck.
Back in seventh grade, when she first met Beck at a summer camp for performers, she despised him from the second she met him.

True to his character, though, Beck didn't give up easily, and by the end of the summer, her heart eventually melted.
The summer before ninth grade, when they both came back to the same camp, they were dating before the first week was over.
Their relationship had blossomed into love over the two years.

Well, love and sex. But that's coming later; Jade's keeping her panties on for now.

"Hey Jade…"
"What Beck?"
"Do you wanna…"
"I know what you're thinking…"
"Have sex?"
"Because we haven't done it in over two weeks?"

Jade buried her nose further into Pride and Prejudice as she said:
"Not good enough reasoning for me, horny boy."

"Come on…you know you want to…"
"Will you just shut up and let me read!"

Beck shut up for a few minutes, then poked her in the side and said:

"Come on, Jade! It's been two weeks!"
"Fine," Beck resigned with a pouty lip.

"Oh, put that away!"
"Only if I can replace it with-"
Jade cut him off with a "No way."

Jade read for a few more minutes, and then said:
"Tell you what. If Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy get together within the next five minutes, we can do it."
"You're so horny. It's funny."

Five minutes later, Jade put down the book and did indeed attack Beck's lips with her own.
And you can gather what happened after that.

The next day, Beck walked up to her and whispered into her ear:
"So did Lizzy and Mr. Darcy get together?"
"I think you know the answer to that, dear Mr. Darcy".


A/N: So pointless, but it was fun to write. I'm not the only one who can envision this scenario, right? It seems so Bade-ish to me…

Review and let me know what you think! Also, look up the song where the title comes from. It'll be a giggle...