So, this will just be a collection of drabbles. There will be individual ratings, warnings, etc. for each. I hope you enjoy them.

As for information about this one, I'm guessing some of you were wondering what the hell goes through my head. No? Didn't think so. But you get it anyways. Anywho, this is what I think about when I get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night; I wonder what I'll do if my dad wakes up and gets pissed. xD So it would go... kinda like this.

Title: Bathroom
Rating: T+
Warnings: Foul language. Bitchy Ed. Anything new about either of /those?/

Edward yawned and flushed the toilet, straightening his sweatpants. When he opened the door, eyes already half-closed in preparation to go back to sleep, he ran straight into a firm, smooth chest: Roy. He blinked a couple of times, tilted his head up, and rested his chin against the other's chest- right in the center- to stare up at his older lover.

"What the hell are you doing up so late, Ed?" the dark-haired man asked. Ed frowned up at him.

"I had to piss. What? You've never woken up at three in the morning because you had to piss? Fuck, I'm going back to bed." The blond stomped past him and disappeared into the bedroom.

"Such a bitch when he's first woken up." Roy mumbled, shaking his head as he walked into the bathroom.

Edward nuzzled his nose into the pillow, smiling contentedly and pulling the blankets up to his chin. Wait, why the hell was Roy asking me what I was doing up so late? He hasn't even come to bed yet! He bolted up in the bed again, throwing the covers back. "You bastard!" he screamed to the open air, tired eyes flashing angrily.

"Yup. Always a bitch when he first wakes up. And just a little stupid." Roy smiled fondly, closing the door quietly.