Author's Note: This all started when I pictured Hinata as Hooks. Obviously this is a very AU world in which the Uchiha Massacre never took place, while some things changed after Madara was put on medication during the founding of Konoha, others somehow managed to stay the same.
On March 4th of this year, Godaime Hokage Senju Tsunade - acting on a suggestion made by Shimura Danzo - threw open recruitment into the Konoha Military Police Force to all who were Genin level and above. Many who had never considered being Police before flocked to the new Academy built on the expanded Uchiha Police Training Grounds next to the Uchiha District.
Naturally, the Uchiha freaked.