One day, Naruto woke up from his sleep, and realized something, "Holy shit, it's the Chuunin Exam day again!" Running outside, he screamed about it to the high heavens. One disgruntled Ninja glared at him, and realized the Kyuubi-Brat must have been infected with the deadly disease known as "Groundhog Syndrome" where their mind takes them back to a previous point in history and just replays it forever. Knowing that the only cure for this is death, the ninja threw a kunai at Naruto's head and killed him.
All of his friends looked on sadly, but they knew it must be done. After all, if Naruto wasn't put down, who knew what horrible fan fiction might spout from him?