All I have to say is, this is what college does to you. You write things like this.

I can't believe I wrote this.

It's just...very wrong. Oh! And there is sexual activity, so little kiddies, please skip over that part. Por favor.

Ahem. Really, I don't know what came over me.

It's college. I swear.

"Dude, this is gonna be the sweetest party of all time!" Beast Boy threw his hands up in the air, a big smile on his face.

The Titans – minus Robin – had decided to throw a massive party for the four year anniversary. All being at least eighteen now, the Titans had thought that after all of the time together they deserved to throw an 'adult' party for once. This meant that they all knew someone was going to spike the punch. This did not blow over well with Robin.

"I already said no, Beast Boy." Robin crossed his arms, a frown on his face.

Beast Boy whined, deflating slightly. "Robiiiin, pleeeaaase?" He stopped in front of the masked leader and fell to his knees, his hands clasped in front of him. "I'll do anything!"

Robin raised an eyebrow. "Anything?"

Beast Boy gulped, and then sighed; all for the cause. "Yep. Anything."

Robin smirked, his mind calculating. "Hmm…so that means waking up an hour early for the next week to train and an hour after to clean up all of the equipment, and picking up after the party?"

Beast Boy slid all the way to the ground, banging his head on the floor. "Dude! That's like, ridiculous!"

Robin shrugged. "You said anything, as I recall."

He huffed and heaved himself off of the ground, a frown on his face. "Fine, fine." He turned to Cyborg. "Call Titans East."

Cyborg nodded. "Already done, man. It's gonna be the party of the century!" He winked at Robin. "Maybe you can get some action, huh Robbie?"

Robin blushed madly, not appreciating the insinuation one bit. "Don't start." He turned and stalked out of the room.

Beast Boy and Cyborg turned to each other and high fived. "Dude, this is gonna so rock."

Cyborg nodded, and then smirked. "You know Speedy's gonna bring booze, right?"

Beast Boy nodded, smirking back. "Duh. And we have to make sure robin gets adouble dose. Ya know, loosen him up a bit." He winked.

Cyborg just laughed.


"Holy great party, Batman!" Robin chuckled, holding up his cup.

Beast Boy began to crack up, holding his stomach due to cramping. "Oh man, this is too good. Cy better be getting this on camera."

"Already on it, green bean!" Cyborg gave him a thumbs up from the other side of the room.

Raven rolled her eyes. "Why didn't I see this coming?" She was currently standing next to Beast Boy, 'babysitting' him.

He wiggled his eyebrows. "Hey now, you know you love how much of a mastermind I am."

She raised an eyebrow. "Wasn't Speedy the one to bring the alcohol?"

Beast Boy moved his mouth, but no sound came out. He pouted. "Yeah, yeah." He began to walk away, making Raven follow him to be able to continue her 'babysitting'.

Cyborg soon grew bored and turned off the camera, feeling that he got enough for amazing blackmail. He turned to see Bumble Bee walking by. "Hey Bee! Wait up!" He began to walk her way.

Starfire began through the crowd of Titans, searching for her best friend. When she noticed him over by the punch bowl, she smiled and flew over to him. "Greetings Robin! I trust you are enjoying the party?"

He nodded happily. "Hell yes I am! Here, have some of this. It's fucking amazing."

She studied the glass, her head tilted to the side. "Well, I am quite thirsty…" She took the cup from him, downing it in one gulp. Soon enough, her eyes lit up with joy and she held her cup out to him. "More, please!"


Starfire had already jumped Robin about an hour prior, and both were busy making out in the corner. Strangely enough, none of the other Titans noticed; most likely because they were all plastered as well.

"Mm…" Starfire jumped up slightly and wrapped her legs around him waist, gripping onto the back of his head to keep steady.

Robin began to stumble to the door into the hallway, her still wrapped around him, as he made his way down to his room. He ended up slamming her against the wall right next to his bedroom door, causing her to giggle as she fell off of him.

"Hehe, Robin, please do the hurrying!" She almost tripped on herself, but steadied herself on the wall.

He snickered and pressed in the code. "Ye-ah. Al-almost there." The door flew open and he stumbled inside, gripping her wrist and pulling her in with him. The door closed right after she entered in with him. He instantly pushed her across the room and onto the bed, jumping on top of her. "Mm, God, you're so beautiful."

She giggled and ran her hands under the back of her shirt. "So, hehe, so are you." She was quick to pull the shirt over his head, and then pulling off her own breast plate.

He attacked her neck, nibbling and suckling, causing her to moan. His hands trailed up her body to cup her breasts, squeezing gently. "Mm…" His hands found their way under the top and it was pulled over her head. She didn't have a bra on. He smirked and trailed kissed down her neck and throat, making his way down to her chest, covering his mouth over her peak. "God, Star." His hands were already working on pulling her skirt down her long legs, too eager to waste time on foreplay.

She obviously felt the same way, for she was helping him throw her underwear off and then threw him down on the bed so she could bring her legs on either side of him and rip his pants down his body.

Once he was undressed he flipped her back over and straddled her, thrusting into her as soon as he was in position. "Oh fuck, Star. God, you f-feel amaaaaazing." He gripped onto her, his words slurred.

She giggled, which soon turned into a long moan. "Mm…a-agreed…oh X'hal…"

It seemed that it lasted as long as it started, because soon enough they reached the peak of their climax and Robin flopped down on top of her. He kissed her neck and rolled off of her. "Mm..luyou."

She nodded. "mhm. Luyoutoo." Her words came out all in one word, her eyes closed and already flush against him.


Starfire yawned and opened her eyes, blinking a few times. Once she was more coherent, she gripped her stomach and groaned. "Ugh…" She stretched and bumped into something, causing her to turn her head. Her eyes widened at the sight.

There was Robin, lying naked next to her.

She shot up, looking down at her own naked body. "Oh X'hal, what did we do." She shook him not-so-gently. "Robin! Wake up!"

He groaned and stretched, his eyes blinking open. "Wha?" He sat up, his brow furrowed. "Star? Wha-oh my God." His eyes widened. "Holy shit." He rubbed his eyes and fell back on the bed, staring at the ceiling. "Fuck, fuck, fuck."

She rubbed her arm and laid back down. "Um…oh X'hal." She buried her head I the nearest pillow.

He turned to her, nudging her. "Well…at least the fact we have secret crushes on each other makes this a little less awkward."

She giggled lightly, her cheeks the color of a tomato. "Yes. I believe I agree." Her smile soon turned to a frown. "Robin…did we perhaps use the contraption known as the 'condom'."

His smile diminished as well, his eyes widening once again, fear appearing on his face. "Oh fuck."


Yes, I did just write that.

I know.

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