The Biggest, Baddest Fight EVER
Krayfish was walking around, which he does a lot, for whatever reason, is it to kill a god or attend an emo convention.
Anyway, as Kratis…Kratoss…Krayfish was walking around randomly, wondering where his emo knives are, (They're on his back, you honestly didn't think just used them for killing, did you?) a bright white light embraced him (Snigger) and took him to a place of fluffy white clouds and mutant bird-people.
"Where the *Insert Greek curse here* am I?" yelled (He does that a lot to) Krayfish, thinking of the time he could have spent cutting himself. His emoness knows no bounds.
In a (I suspect drunken) rage, Krayfish went and started killing the mutant bird-people.
Suddenly, in another flash of bright white light (MY EYES! THEY BURN!) JESUS appeared.
"Who the *Insert Greek curse here* are you?" yelled Krayfish.
"Peace, my child," said JESUS.
"Peace? *Insert Greek curse here* that I will bring death and destruction to you and your mutant bird-people!" yelled Krayfish. (That's getting REALLY annoying…)
Krayfish and JESUS whipped around, searching for the mysterious voice. (Oops…)
"So, you would rain death upon me and my mutant bird-people?" asked JESUS.
"That is what I seek," said Krayfish. (He FINALLY stops screaming…)
"NOW DIE!" screamed Krayfish. (BUT it was too good to last…son of a bitch…)
"I will not! Only one person can kill my mutant bird-people, and that's me!"
And so the battle began. Krayfish drew his emo knives, and set them on fire. (Dude, I think that's a bit much. Isn't it enough to have mini-swords on chains? Oh well…)
JESUS'S palms glowed with power, which he threw at Krayfish. Krayfish quickly ducked, which prevented him from getting PWNED.
But the battle wasn't over. Krayfish, in an unusual display of intelligence, realised the white sperm balls JESUS was throwing at him were lethal, whether they hit him or not.
So Krayfish summoned a giant white sperm ball of power and threw it at Jesus. The white substance connected. (It's a little known fact that JESUS, who was not created by sperm, was sperm's worst enemy)
JESUS was instantly PWNED by the white sperm ball of power, which exploded on contact with him.
Now, although alive, JESUS distinctly lacked arms and legs, which Krayfish used to his advantage.
Picking JESUS up by his neck, he bitch slapped him so hard his head torpedoed into the nearest mutant bird-person.
With JESUS dealt with, Krayfish then returned to Greece. Finally, now I can spend the night cutting myself. PLUS, I found my emo knives! Thought Krayfish.