Authors note: Hello! This is my second story and I really appreciate my beta reader, for being such a good beta. I am still trying to update Friends For Life but my computer is slow. But let's let this story begin!


The host club tried something new while the costomers were away, they tried getting Haruhi with all these stupid pick up lines. All failed I think

Hikaru: "If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?" Hikaru asked putting his finger on his lip.

Kaoru: "Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas." Kaoru asked cutley.

Kyoya: "Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" Kyoya said looking down on our herione.

Tamaki: "Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?" Tamaki asked.

Mori: "Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'." Mori said looking down on Haruhi

Honey: "You look so sweet your givin me a toothache." Honey said happily.

Tamaki: "Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon." he said sexily

Hikaru: "You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire" Hikaru laughed looking down at the carpet of the music room.

Honey: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Kyoya: "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?" Kyoya asked leaning down on Haruhi.

Kaoru: "When God made you, he was showing off." he said smirking

Mori: "Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?" he said holding Haruhi's hand

Honey: I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Tamaki: "If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever."

Hikaru: "Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me." Hikaru laughed while Haruhi tried to get the arrow while slapping Cupid.

Kyoya: "If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity." he said not looking up from his notebook (Which I swear is a death note)

Haruhi laughed "That's it the host club has finially lost it."