Maractus's Experiment

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: In an attempt to get out of the horrid Writer's Block, and two give as much tribute to the awesomeness of Pokemon Black and White as much as possible... I have made this crazy little tale. Not so much little, but it's something! And it stars an odd Pokemon who sadly won't get much recognition, less I do more stories with. Enjoy, guys!


The Desert Resort was always a place for disaster, since there were always endless sandstorms. Inside the relic castle, a female Maractus constructs yet another invention, hoping that it would work this time.

"Hmmm... yes, this will do..." Maractus mumbled as she poured the green liquid inside the test tube she was holding into the black pot, looking down at the green goopiness as Sigilyph entered the secret lab, which was in the westernmost part of the relic castle.

"Hey Maractus, whatcha doin'?" The male Sigilyph asked curiously as he flapped his yellowish wings.

"I'm making an experiment." Maractus replied as she winked at Sigilyph.

"An invention?"

"...Yeah. An invention. Something cool and spicy!"

"Nice and fiery." Sigilyph muttered as he referenced a certain thing that stupidly made that mark.

Maractus nodded frantically, clasping her spiky arms together. "Uh huh! Now, I just need to find the one specific thing... I need Fake Tears!"

A male Krokorok entered the lab at mention, sighing as he folded his arms. "Don't holler, I'm here." He proceeded to use fake tears, the black tainted tears falling into the green goop. "Now what is this for again?"

Maractus giggled with glee as she exclaimed, "My new invention. It's... to... make Pokemon cry at will!"

Sigilyph and Krokorok glanced at each other, then back at Maractus, oddly staring at her.

"...Really?" Krokorok grumbled as he placed his right hand on his hip.

Maractus chuckled nervously as she twindled her spiky yellow thorns on her arms. "Well, I don't have anything better to do in my time... specifically, I was sleeping the entire day last Monday, and yesterday I was browsing YouTube for my fart fetish..."

Krokorok and Sigilyph both coughed as Maractus rubbed the back of her head.

"Nevermind! Time to put this baby to test!" Maractus exclaimed as she grabbed an empty glass and stuck it in the goop, taking it out and placing a tight cap on it, shaking it firmly.

"And just who are you gonna use it on, hmmm?" Sigilyph asked nervously, coughing as he felt unsure.

Maractus thought for a moment, then a faint smile appeared on her face.