tacos for dinner! bitch yaa :D
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maybe if you stopped eating so much you could run faster with the ball!
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Fuck off Marsh that wasn't Clyde's fault. Maybe if we had a better team captain then we'd of scored.
Maybe if the quarterback wasn't such a prick we could of scored.
Maybe if your girlfriend wasn't boning everybody except you then you wouldn't be in a pissy mood all the time.
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Stfu. That joke is old now.
But its not a joke is it? Why do you think Token wasn't at practice last week?
hahahahahahaha I told you Wendy liked black dick Stan, but you didn't believe me!
dinners over, you guys can go now? D:
Leopold 'Butters' Stotch
wait, I thought it was craig who saw wendys private parts?
Oh yeah, that too. That was a nice birthday.
Stan leant back in his chair, the legs creaking with wear. He read over the comments again and again. They didn't mean anything. Did they? There was a quiet pop and a fresh conversation box waved to him from the bottom of the screen.
Craig is such a dick, ignore him.
so its not true?
But Wendy didn't respond. Stan thought five minutes was an awfully long time to wait for such an important reply. Nerves were bubbling up inside of him and butterflies were rioting in his stomach. It wouldn't be the first time.
Craig Tucker was Stan's number one enemy. Twice now (thrice if the comments were true) he had invaded Stan's territory. Wendy insisted they were just friends.
"Friends with benefits." Craig once smiled at him, five seconds before Stan gave him a black eye.
Stan I can't lie to you. We've gone through so much that lying to you would just make things worse. So yes. Its true. But Craig is the only other guy I've ever slept with. Last week with Token, we were just talking. His parents are getting divorced and he was in pieces. Ever since 4th grade we've been pretty good friends, so I was the only person he wanted to talk to.
And what about what Butters said? About Craig?
Yeah. That's true too. It was at Kelly's party when you had the flu. But it didn't mean anything.
We can work through this Stan! Think about everything else we've gone through!
Stan copied and pasted this to Kyle. His best friend had always been over protective of him, and Stan could trust him to give an honest answer.
Kyle 'Bro' Broflovski
And what about next time? Will you work through it then?
Stan Marsh changed his relationship status to single.
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Craig Tucker is in a relationship with Wendy Testaburger
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Kyle 'Bro' Broflovski
Lets just be friends.
Sort of written from personal experience. I got fed up this kind of thing. I figured Stan would eventually tire of it too. It's surprising how many people like your left overs. :/