Me: That's it.

Willow: What?
Me: This QA is over.
All: Really?
Me: Yes, this fic isn't that popular anymore. We haven't had any reviews.
Buffy: So you're letting me go.
Me: Of course... not. You're going to a place that is more evil than me. (snaps my fingers)
Buffy cast: (Falls)
Mr. Popo (TFS style): Welcome maggots, you'll be my -censored- now.
Check out my sequel, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer Court!"