I don't own Transformers. Uh-uh. Nope. Anyway, came up with this late at night. Thought it was funny. /shrug

Hello, ladies, look at your Starscream, now back to me, now back at your Starscream, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using lame colors like white, blue and red and switched to purple, he could look like he's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on Nemesis with the Starscream your Starscream could look like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's two cubes of energon. Look again, the cubes are now The Allspark. Anything is possible when your man is painted purple and not red white and blue. I'm an F-14.

I'm sure other Starscreams across the multiverse are crying out in anger. Personally, I like the purple paintjob. Whatever. Bye everyone.