Hollyleaf Returns

Jayfeather: *Sorting Herbs*

Lionblaze: "Hello my love"

Jayfeather: "What are you doing?"

Lionblaze: "Come outside"

Jayfeather: *walks out side with Lionblaze*

Lionblaze: well I wanted to tell you that—"

Hollyleaf: (Dundundun) "Hello ThunderClan!"

All: :O

Jayfeather: "Hollyleaf your alive!"

Hollyleaf: "*gives evil death stare*"

Ferncloud: "Hey guys just gave birth to another liter of ki — "*stares in shock at Hollyleaf

Hollyleaf: "Well if it isn't Ferncloud, mother to half the clan"

Ferncloud: Excuse me?

Hollyleaf: Yeah you heard me you baby making machines I'm goanna get you little piece of #$%&

Ferncloud: * Club Penguin Ninjas come out of thin air* "That's it lets go you little-"

Ravenpaw: *Comes out of thin air and walks up to Graystripe* "Hello my beloved"

All: ;O

Graystripe: "What! No! Silverstream said that to me in the mangas and no other cat can say that! No one! *rips Ravenpaw into pieces*

Ferncloud: My milk brings all Leafpools kits to my yard and their like, Fernclouds milk is better than yours!" * gives a stare at Leafpool*

Hollyleaf: Can we get back to the #$^%ing StOrY!

Jayfeather: "Fine if you want to ruin all the fun"

Hollyleaf: *Sighs* "Okay then (Dundundun) Hello ThunderClan!"

All: *gasp*

Hollyleaf: "I'm am back to take all of your souls!"

Spottedleaf: *Comes out of thin air* "Fine take our souls! but not my cheese!"

Hollyleaf: "I'm taking your cheese too!"

Spottedleaf: *faints*

Brambleclaw: "Hey everyone look what I caught!" *brings in dead dragon*

All: *Runs over to see and is too distracted to notice Hollyleaf*

Hollyleaf: "Wait! I—"

Ferncloud: "Shut up *slap* you little *slap* Piece of *slap* $%*&"

Holllyleaf: *Explodes and cheese flies everywhere*

Firestar:* wakes up from nap*"Hey guys what I miss?"

All: *awkward silence* "….."

Ferncloud: "Kumbaya my lord, Kumbaya!, Kumbaya my lord, Kumbaya! MEOW! Kumbaya my lord, Kumbaya!, Kumbaya my lord, Kumbaya! MEOW!"

All: *Join in* "Kumbaya my lord, Kumbaya!, Kumbaya my lord, Kumbaya! MEOW Kumbaya my lord, Kumbaya!, Kumbaya my lord, Kumbaya! MEOW!..."

The End

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