AN: I'm sleep deprived, and I don't want to do anymore schoolwork. Leave me alone.

"Tony, what's the best thing since sliced bread?"


"It is a phrase that came up when I was talking with Petty Officer Wilson's wife, and I was not sure what it meant."

"Sliced bread was a great idea, and it's just sort of referred to as one of the most recent great ideas that people have come up with to make life easier."

"What was the best thing before sliced bread?"


"Before sliced bread was the "best thing" what was considered the best thing?"

"I don't think they had that phrase before sliced bread..."

"Well, something had to be the best, and I think whatever it is is greatly under appreciated."

AN: Again... I'm tired, don't judge. Review with what you think the best thing before sliced bread was! :D