I'M BACK FROM FLORIDA~!

Did ya'll miss me? Or not? D:

AMG I MISSED THIS SITE EHHHHHHHHHHHH n_n!

ANYWAY.

This is something crap to start off my summer season of fanfiction writing, so I hope you like it. ;D

No romance, just some of my crazy oneshot humor today! *-*


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"Are you sure this is necessary?" Meiko grunted loudly, taking another drunken sip of the beer bottle in her hand. With shaky hands she rubbed her temples, as if soothing pain from her head.

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"Am I sure what is necessary? Of course this is necessary." Proudly, a teal haired girl rose from her seat and pulled her hair up into a ponytail. Bending down a little, she took the face paint set in front of herself and rubbed to lines of a muddy green colour on to each of her cheeks.

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Meiko laughed hoarsely, following the younger girl's moves.

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There was a silence...

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...but it wasn't completely silent.

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"That bloody clock!" Miku screeched and Meiko watched in mixed horror and amusement as the innocent, time telling object was slammed against the floor and crushed by her friend's foot.

Another silence.

"That was mean, y'know." Meiko began quietly. "Clocks around the world will feel that."

"Shut up, Meiko!" Miku fumed. She soon regained her composure and took to pacing around the room to vent her frustration. "We have to focus."

"Focus on what?" Meiko asked with eyes full of confusion.

Miku groaned, tapping her carefully painted nails on the table, "The Kagamine twins have not left their bedroom all week. I think they're plotting something evil."

Silence.

Meiko couldn't help but laugh.

"Pfft! Something evil?" She said loudly. "Even for you that's a bad excuse!"

"...What?"

"Everyone knows you have a big crush on Len-chan!" Meiko laughed, sipping her beer. "He's just too dense to understand!"

Meiko continued, "You're just worried that Rin is going to stop you from dating him!"

"...Heh."


Despite Meiko's protests, the pair ventured to outside Kagamine's bedroom.

"No! Rin, gimme that!" A voice whined. "Fine, you can nuke 'em."

"Kekekeee...BOOM! Headshot!"

Cheers were heard, that increased Miku's fears.

"T-They really are planning s-something evil..." Meiko muttered in shock. "You were right..."

"Kekekeee," Rin laughed. "This is so much better than that archery one we played before, the only good thing was shooting people's eyes out!"

"Agreed, guns are so much more fun!" Len laughed equally as madly as his sister.

"G-Guns?" Miku asked, her eyes widening.

"I love guns, guns and some more guns!" Rin sang, her sweet voice completely contrasting to the words she was singing.

"Killing's fun, fun so very fun!" Len sang back, a dark giggle escaping him as he did.

Miku couldn't help it, she burst into the bedroom.

"And that's why I play-ay..." The twins sang together.

"CALL OF DUTAY-AY!"


Lol, wtf? XD!

I just started writing the conversation with the clock between Miku and Meiko...and THIS ENDING came to me.

Weird... I know. x_X

o.o

I hope you guys don't hate me for not reviewing stuff and writing if you care about my stories Q_Q

I PROMISE TO UPDATE A LOT TO MAKE UP FOR IT...

OKAAY?

:O

PLEASE LET THAT BE OKAY ;_;