"I can't do this Blaine"
"What are you talking about? Of course, you can. It's not really that hard, you just but it in the hole."
"But how do I know which hole it goes in?"
"….Kurt, there's only one hole,"
"What? No, there has to be more than one…. Last time I checked-"
"And when was the last time you checked Kurt? In all honesty?"
"…Okay, so maybe I haven't checked, but you would think there would be more than one hole."
"Well, there isn't. There's just one. You just, push it in. Once it's in, you can't take it out."
"How will I know if it's the right guy, Blaine? I mean what if I put it in, and it's the totally wrong guy? How am I supposed to know?"
"You'll just know- If it's the right guy, then you'll get this warm feeling in your stomach. If it's the wrong guy, you'll know immediately. You'll feel stick to your stomach."
"Blaine, how the hell do you know all of this?"'
"My dad. We spent hours on end talking about it."
"I don't think I'm ready to do this."
"Of course you're ready Kurt. You're 18- you can do this."
"I'm not ready for this. Physically, yes, but not emotionally."
Blaine raises an eyebrow at him. "What 18 year old isn't ready for this?"
"Uh, well, me?" Kurt groans. "Blaine this is hopeless. It's not going to work. This is something that could affect my future."
"Kurt, it's just one guy, I don't think you have that much to worry about. It's not like this is a life changing event."
"It kind of is, Blaine." Kurt pauses. "Have you done this before?"
"Once before- It was with David."
"Damn you for being older than me."
"It's a gift and a curse." Blaine sighs and takes Kurt's hand. "Okay, so you know what you're going to do, right?"
"Just put it in the hole."
"And how many holes are there?"
"Just one. And once it's in, I can't take it out, correct?"
"Well, you could…. But it'd probably hurt, so don't do that."
"Come with me?" Kurt practically begs.
"I wish I could, but that would only take up more time." He kisses Blaine's forehead. "Hey, I bet if people didn't know what we're talking about, they'd probably make it sexual."
"Blaine!" Kurt smacks his arm. "You're so mature!"
Blaine just smirks and shrugs, leaving Kurt in line.
Kurt doesn't know a lot about voting. He just knows the basics, thanks to Blaine, but he was still new to this whole thing. However, one thing he did know was that he was never voting with Blaine.
A/N: SO I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT VOTING (in case you couldn't tell) haha.
This was really written really fast, so there's probably mistakes everywhere. Oh well. And it didn't turn out as funny as i had hoped. Oh well.