Once upon a time a crazy otaku(me) was thrown into a toxic vat of rabid plot bunnies. And thus, this fanfiction was born! TADAH! Well it's that time again and i am back for more nonsense! Todays theme is "DUDE DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN!" and the topic is inuyasha of course! this will be a series of confusions mistakes embarrassment and crack! the first one is a songfic and ive never done one before but hope you enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it!

love, the author.

Kagome skipped down the road wearing her usual green skirt and white top. She swished her hips and bobbed her head up and down. Her friends had suggested that she listen to this song called Face Down by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. So far she had listened to it 10 times, packing the food in her big yellow backpack, saying good bye to her mother and jumping down the well. Thank god for the repeat button!

Inuyasha smelled Kagome coming up to the opening in the forest and he also smelled his beloved ramen. God how he loved that stuff. He saw her walking up towards him but before he got to complain about how late she was and beg for ramen like the love sick dog he was, he noticed something completely wrong. First off Kagome would be going extra slow just to "Take in the beautiful scenery" as she would say. But now she was practicaly skipping down the road. Second off, she would be silent because she, "Wanted to appretiate the silence that she got here that she would never get in her time" This time she was singing at the top of her lungs about if someone felt like a man... Inuyasha could think about all the weird words she was saying but her loud(Yet suprisingly beautiful) voice burst through his head as she sang these non familiar words.

Hey girl you know you drive me crazy One look puts the rythm in my hand Still I'll never understand why you hang around I see what's going down

Cover up with makeup in the mirror Tell yourself that it'll never happen again You cry alone and then he swears he loves you

Do you feel like a man, When you push her around Do you feel better now, As she falls to the ground Well I'll tell you my friend One day this worlds going to end As your lies crumble down A new life she has found

A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect Every action in this world will bear a consequence If you wade around forever you will surely drown I see whats going down

I see the way you go and say your right again say your right again Heed my lecture!

Do you feel like a man When you push here around Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground Well i'll tell you my friend one day this worlds going to end As your lies crumble down A new life she has found

Face down in the dirt She says this doesnt hurt She says Ive finally had enough

Face down in the dirt she say This doesnt hurt She says ive finally had enough

One day she will tell you that she has had enough it's coming round again

Do you feel like a man When you push her around Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground Well ill tell you my friend one day this worlds going to end As your lies crumble down A new life she has found

Do you feel like a man When you push her around Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground Well ill tell you my friend one day this worlds going to end As your lies crumble down A new life she has found

Face down in the dirt she says this doesnt hurt She says Ive finally had enough

Face down in the dirt she says this doesnt hurt She says ive finally had enough

'Wow. I didnt know Kagome could sing like that!' Inuyasha thought to himself walking away. That was yet another thing that he didnt know about Kagome that he now did. In the meanwhile Kagome was still dancing to Face down until someone Came behind her with a frying pan and hit her upside the head with it. She twitched a few times before collapsing and making a slight static noise. Sesshomaru came up to the assailent and whispered, "Ya know you could have just pressed the button thingy right?" Kagome jumped about three feet into the air dropping the frying pan. "Sesshomaru you scared me!" All he did was give her a look that said 'so what?'. Kagome huffed and picked the frying pan from it's resting place on the ground and said, "Besides it was much more fun this way! I knew i shouldnt have let the Kago-bot loose with my i-pod..." She said as they both walked away.

So? Did ya like it? did ya did ya? Nudge nudge... well please review i got my first reviews today and i felt warm and fuzzy inside. Do it or else...ummm...or else...Plot bunnies will eat your brains in your sleep. Yeah! that's it! REVIEW!