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My Author's Note: Hello Everybody! 8D!

Disclaimer: I do not own House MD nor its wonderful characters, nor anything to do with them.

Chapter 1

One day, in the middle of winter, there was an epic day of the attack of the angry mob.

Part One: It all started with the cloudy skies of Princeton, New Jersey. It was a normal day for House and his ducklings, but after work the narrator attack and made appear House's least favorite person: Twitter. Then the drama of this story began, as House cursed the narrator.

Part One Again: House decided to be sneaky and cunning as he took some candy from a little kid. He hid where he thought no one could find him. I, the narrator, was too smart for him. I made Twitter come by and see him. "Did you just steal candy from a kid?" Twitter asked. "Oh uh," thought House. Part One Again For The Third Time: All parents around the world heard of House's malevolent act and started chasing him. They came angrily and fast with Twitter in the lead. House would have to think of something fast before I, the narrator, have the parents force House into clinic duty. Da du duh.

Part One Again But I Think You Get The Idea: House then thought quick wittedly and said, "No Wilson stole the candy." So they ran at Wilson with torches.

Part Two! Just Kidding! We're Still On Part Uno: Just when the coast was clear or so he thought, House said to himself, "Ha those idiots! I stole the candy." The narrator, however, had given the angry mob super hearing. They heard his confession and went after him. House couldn't run since his leg was hurting. Nothing could stop that She Devil Narrator now.

The continuation: Guess What? We're Still On Part One!: House almost literally ran, but the crowd was faster than the old cripple and before I can continue the story for you I have a grand surprise...