I walked down the hallway of the school. People moved out of my way, this was the exception of being a bully. No one bothered you with stupid questions. I walked over to health class, I actually liked the class. The teacher let us listen to music, especially loud rock music. I smirked.
"Hey Jerry." I said, while sitting down.
He put a piece of fabric into his bag.
"I wasn't doing anything." He said.
"Sure." I pulled out my book.
The bell rung, and people scrambled to sit down.
"Alright class we're moving on to our family unit." Our teacher said.
She pulled a hat out.
"Now our first project will be a partner one." Everyone pointed or ran to a partner.
"No no I'm choosing the partners. Its a project on marriage." She pulled out two pieces of paper.
"Moze, and you there." She pointed to coconut head.
"See now you have to act like its a real marraige, once I've picked all the pairs you will have to get to know the person." She said. I waited for my name to be called, soon there was close to none.
"Oh fudge it seems we have an uneven number of boys and girls. Loomer Bigby you have to be partners." I almost choked.
"Alright split into groups." I was seriously pissed.
"So we can get a divorce right?" I asked.
"No." She said, then handed us a packet.
Marraige workbook. I skimmed it over. Do a family picture, actual ceremony, and all that fucking junk. Like hell I was fucking carrying my 'wife' into my house, I'd rather drop him.
"This sucks." He ploped down.
"Well duh." I sat down.
"What's your favorite color?" Bigby asked akwardly.
"None of your business." I sat back.
"Fuck you." He said.
"Come over here, and suck then." I leaned back in my chair.
"Your sickening." He pouted.
"I offically call you to be the women in this relationship." I said.
"Why do I have to be the women?" He yelled, calling attention over to us.
"Cause your more feminine than me." Oh there was dirt specks on the back of my hand.
"No I'm not. Your just-just manly." He furowed his eyebrows.
"Exactly. I rest my case." I said.
"Fine." He pouted even harder.
"Fine." I closed my eyes.
"Alright class your first assignment is to do a ceremony. That part is due tomorrow." She said.
"Bigby your coming to my house." I said, my mother always checks if I have my homework done. Even if she isn't there she finds a way to check. That is why I ask those nerds to give me a copy to check it over.
"Fine." I pulled out my phone, I handed it over. He snatched it out of my hands.
Later the bell rang, one more class till I got to go home.
Just that time till my wonerful 'wife' came over.
A/N: I haven't watched the show in a while. So I'm going to try, and catch some. Review bye...