MBP: Okay, so this is kind of a… weird thing I'm doing… See, I've noticed when I read fan fiction that some are for contests, and I was wondering… wouldn't it be cool to hold one?
Rini: You're right, it is weird…
(MBP hits Rini across the head)
MBP: Anyways, so I was thinking…
(Enter Hikari and Kei)
Hikari: Takishima! Contest!
MBP: GET OUT!
(Hikari and Kei exit)
MBP: *sighs* So, this contest is for romance/friendship one-shots. I don't care which, as long as the story's genre includes one of them.
Rini: *coughing* Weirdo!
MBP: *glares at Rini* Anyways, it can be angsty, it can be a tragedy, as long as there's romance or friendship in there. Fluff is always a nice thing, but it's not preferred.
(Hikari enters again)
Hikari: Takishima, it's a contest! If I win, you…
MBP: *snaps* YOU'RE NOT ENTERING; NOW GET OUT RIGHT NOW BEFORE I DO SOMETHING I'LL REGRET!
Rini: … … … … Go MBP!
(Kioshi enters with various characters from anime)
Kio: I'm sorry; I tried to stop them, but…
MBP: *examines characters* GAARA! HISOKA! Voice buddies!
Rini: … … … … … … … Screaming like that's supposed to be my job…
MBP: Wait, I'm off topic… Anyways, yeah… I want to open up a contest for that… So, if you think you'd like to join, then review or PM me telling me you'd like to! You don't need to tell me what you're writing from, or the characters, but I'd like to see who's interested. Of course, since it's a contest, there are prizes!
Hikari: If you win, Takishima…
MBP: HIKARI, GET OUT OF HERE NOW!
(Hikari exits, followed by the other characters, leaving Rini, MBP, and Kio)
MBP: Kioshi, will you read the prizes?
Kio: *reads from paper* Um… 1st place: a multi-chapter story with chosen plot and characters from the winner as well as dedication. 2nd place: a one-shot with chosen plot and characters as well as dedication. 3rd place: a one-shot with chosen characters and a dedication…
MBP: So, um… I know everyone's uber busy, so the due date wouldn't be until June 14th… of course, I'm willing to extend it if you need it!
Rini: So please join! It'll be loads of fun!
MBP: Oh, and also, I'm going to want to read them, gotta judge, so when the story's up, please PM me about it!
Kio: And uh… only one entry per account…
MBP: Right! So, yeah! Bye bye now!