Hello! This is my first fanfic! Comments and suggestions would be appreciated. If there is any part you want me to write more on, please tell.
All titles are tentative, as of now. Any better title would be appreciated!
And it is not a misspelling; Eve is supposed to talk like that.

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Chapter 1

Humanity's Evils

Euphoria leaned back on her chair, stroking her shaymin, Shayshay, and her eevee, Eve. They were sleeping. She felt the same as always…empty, for she was not happy, in a way that she did not know it. Her pokémon were warm and looked happy. She smiled. Her parents died when she was 6. They used to be amazing trainers. They had traveled through Kanto, Jhoto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, and Unova. They settled down in Jubilife City and married. When they died they left her Shayshay, Eve, and all the money on their trainer cards, which was a lot. Euphoria had been living on that money ever since.

Eve sat up, and yawned, which woke up Shayshay. Eve looked at Euphoria with her big brown eyes.

"Eevee?" (Whut's wrong?)

Euphoria understood and replied, "Huh… You two are my only friends… And even if I understand you, I don't even know what you are saying…"

Euphoria hadn't any human friends since her parents died. First people made fun of her because her parents were dead, but when that was forgotten, she was still made fun of. She rarely saw any pokémon because she lived in the big city.

*knock* *knock* "Hello! Euphoria?"

"Coming!"

Euphoria hoped it wasn't someone coming to harass her again. She opened the door. It was her landlord.

"I don't know how to say this…"

"What?"

"Well… You kinda don' have enough money anymore to afford this place. You're going to have to move out before the day is over."

Euphoria sat back down, and sobbed. Shayshay and Eve tried to comfort her. Euphoria began remembering all the times she was bullied, and now this…

She began to feel a hatred for humanity, and soon that developed into a searing flame that consumed her. She put her trainer card in her trainer card in her pocket, and she grabbed Shayshay and Eve and held them close, and she ran. She ran as fast as she could, through the streets and into the forest. Eventually, she tripped and fell, face-first. Shayshay and Eve crawled out from under her. She started weeping.


She just lay there, not moving, and crying as hard as one can imagine, just like that for many hours, as her pokémon tried cheering her up. Eventually she stopped crying as she ran out of tears. She turned over. It was night, and the stars were shining brightly.

"Shay Shaymieen?"

"Evee eevee?"

"You know, I wish I could be a pokémon… then I wouldn't have to bother with all these stupid people, and I would be able to understand you…"

A song started floating in the air, the melody of what seemed like some ancient song, some long-forgotten melody. A voice spoke out of nowhere, "Are you sure, for I can make that wish reality…"

"Who said that?" asked the scared Euphoria.

There was a flash of light and there was a pokémon floating there.

"I am Jirachi, and I can grant your wish. If you really want to be a pokémon, say so."

"Yes," replied Euphoria.

An ancient hymn floated through the air. Euphoria felt some tingling, and fell asleep…


Authors Notes:

Ryu: What pokémon do you think Euphoria is going to become?

Euphoria: A

(Ryu puts hand on mouth)

Euphoria: *mumble* *mumble* *mumble*

Ryu: No spoilers!