So this is not Kate here as you know her as stormdog11...this is her boyfriend Seth...haven't heard much of me have you? She asked me publish this for her...today because she is fine but she just gave birth about i don't know... a while ago. Kate had a perfectly good healthy baby girl...girls run in her family for some odd reason...the girl's name is Lauren Scarlett Baker Turner. Both of the girls are doing fine.

This is a late April Fools Story but Kate told me to put up anyways!

Lauren Scarlett Baker Turner- Born April 26, 2011, 1:23pm

Have a Little Fun

Summary- It is April Fools Day. Nessie decides to play a trick on her father. Will this be good or what?

Renesmee Carlie Cullen was half vampire and half human. She looked like she was sixteen but she was really was eight. She was madly in love with Jacob, Jacob Black, her werewolf. They have been dating for six months. (Edward never did approve of it.) She was wearing her midnight blue dress.

It was the dress that had the straps that went around her neck. It went right above Nessie's knees. It had a ribbon on the stomach. It made her glow with her pale skin. But Nessie have done this on purpose. Jacob had said once that she was sexy in this dress.

Jacob comes running in with hard breathing. As Edward stands there and sees them together. "Well…"

"Nessie!" shouted her father. "You called me and Jacob here, for what?"

"Father, calm down, give me a minute to recover," said Nessie as she fake cries, but Jacob and Edward looked down in sorrow. "I'm so sorry dad." Nessie made her face looked red with fake tears coming down.

It really looked like she was crying. "Nessie, what's the matter?" asked Jacob with concern. Jacob wraps his arm around her waist as she places her head on his shoulder, while her fake sobs continue.

"Jacob, I should have told you last night while I was over," started Nessie, "but I was too scared and sad but happy to tell you." Nessie looks up with her big brown chocolate eyes.

"Nessie, what is it?" questioned her father with concern. Nessie looks up as her eyes droop.

"Dad!" sobs Nessie. "I'm so sorry!" Her father looks at her with concern and takes her hands. "I'm….no it's too hard to say!"

"Come on Nessie, you can say it," said Jacob, "I believe in you."

"Okay," sniffled Nessie. "Jacob you're going to be a father," Jacob looks with disbelief. "I'm pregnant dad," sighed Nessie as she cried.

"WHAT!" screamed her father. "YOU LITTLE PERVERT DOG! YOU NEED TO BE NEUTRUED!"

"I swear to god right now that I didn't do such a thing!" Jacob shouted as he backed away.

"DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT?" screamed Edward more. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD THE NERVES TO GO TO HER PLACES!"

"Dad!" sobs the pretending Nessie. "That's so wrong!"

"RENESMEE CARLIE CULLEN!" shouted her father. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET HIM TOUCH YOU THERE! THAT'S WRONG!"

"Oh my god!" shouted Jacob. "It looks like she has that glow that pregnant women get!"

"YOU MUTT!" screamed Edward. "I WILL KILL YOU!" Then they heard burst of laughter. "DAMMIT!" cured Nessie's father.

"APRIL FOOLS DAY!" screamed Nessie as she burst out laughing. "You guys should have your damn faces!"

"Nessie, why the hell would you try to get me killed by your father?" questioned Jacob.

"Yea Nessie, why would you pull a trick on your father?"

"Because it was damn hilarious, I mean like this was hell of a ride!"

"Nessie stop cussing!" scolded her father.

The burst of laughter came from that very Cullen house that day.

Happy Late April Fools!


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Happy Late April Fools!