DEDICATION: CrazyPeanutAttack. Because you wanted this and I finally wrote it. (Sometimes I forget that people request things. Sorry.)

DISCLAIMER: No, sir. I do not want a side of fries with my nonexistent ownership of Tangled. Just the check, please.


Smells Like The Color…

"Every once in a blue moon, something new comes along that scrambles your preconceptions."


He thinks he's so high and mighty because he's a palace horse.

I have never had the misfortune to know a more conceited show pony. Then he goes along and pushes Flynn—the thief the palace that he's loyal to has been trying to catch—into realizing his true feelings about Rapunzel.

What a crazy idea.

What a smart idea.

Get Rapunzel a brush and she'll paint this horse the way he's meant to be—blue. Not an ordinary blue either—only the best for him. Because I have never had the misfortune to know a smarter horse than Maximus.


A/N: Pascal about Maximus. (The reason he calls him a show pony is because first place ribbons are blue and…I thought it was clever. Actually, I forgot that tidbit and needed a short way to insert that in, so…eeyup.) Please review and request away!