All dialogue, no sense.


"Kurt, I'm hungry."

"Then go get something,"

"Can you come with me?"

"No!"

"Please?"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"Because."

"Not a valid explanation."

"Valid enough."

"Please?"

"Why?"

"You expect me to go alone?"

"Yes."

"Are you crazy? I could die down there."

"I have my doubts."

"Please come."

"Nothing will make me come with you."

"I'll buy you coffee for a week."

"Let's go."

x x x x x x

"Hurry up, get what you want."

"But there's too many to choose from!"

"Seriously?"

"Don't mock me."

"Not mocking."

"You are."

"I'm not!"

"You are."

"I'm not!"

"Help me, dammit!"

"I don't take orders from you."

"Ugh."

"Ugh yourself."

"Please can you help me?"

"Wow, Blaine, of course, since you asked so nicely of your own accord!"

x x x x x x

"How about celery, Blaine?"

"Do I look like a horse to you?"

"Yes."

"Hey!"

"Bread?"

"Nope. Too many carbs."

"Candy?"

"Trying to watch my figure."

"You have got to be kidding me."

x x x x x x

"Pasta?"

"Nope."

"Apples?"

"Nope."

"Fish custard?"

"What even?"

"It's delicious. What about - "

"OH. MY. GOD."

"What, is the celery strangling you to death?"

"No."

"Then what?"

"Yaaaaaaay!"

"What are you yelling for, Blaine?"

"Yaaaaaaay!"

"I can't. I just can't."

x x x x x x

"Wha - are those peas?"

"Of course!"

"You're fawning over peas."

"With good reason."

"You were dropped on your head at birth."

"Into a warm pit of peas, hopefully."

"Oh, God."

"What?"

"You're standing there, drooling into a pot of peas; I think I should be the one expressing disbelief here."

"Oh, welper."

"That's not even a word, you insufferable oaf."

"I'm Blaine Anderson. Every word I say is a word."

"Your hunger frightens me."

x x x x x x

"Urhhgg gurs is jurhst soh gurd."

"Oh, yeah, I bet."

"I'm being rude! Want some?"

"No."

"I will not hear any of that!"

"Really, Blaine."

"You can't deny the peas."

"The peas? Really?"

"Really. Open up."

"No."

"Come on."

"No!"

"Here comes the choo-choo train!"

"You did not just say tha - "

"Ooh! So delicious."

"You've gone mad."

"Have not!"

"Have, too!"

"No!"

"Yeah!"

"Peas, though!"

"No, though!"

x x x x x x

"I think I should go buy more peas."

"Like...now? Really?"

"Yeah, really."

"I cannot."

"Can you come?"

"No!"

"Please?"

"No!"

"Why?"

"Because."

"Not a valid reason."

"Get out."

"But -"

"Talk to me when you're sane."

"But -"

"Out."

"So you don't want to share some coffee with me after?"

"Let's go."


(Sorry for all of the times I kept posting this. FF was being a whore)