Hi! Remember in my show, The Warriors Truth or Dare Show, that Goldenshine left? Where did she go? She came here and made her own show!

Allegiances:

Host:

Goldenshine (Goldenstar13): tortoiseshell she-cat with golden splotches and golden eyes

Shinepaw (Mothstar): gold she-cat with light ginger patches and yellow eyes

Ebonypaw (Mothstar): jet black she-cat with blue eyes

Co-hosts:

Shimmersky (Shimmertail): silver she-cat with black paws and deep blue eyes

Leafstorm (Mothstar): brown tabby she-cat with gray rings on tail, gray paws, and gray chest and green eyes

Sparklepaw (Mothstar): light ginger-striped she-cat

Rockypath (Mothstar): dark brown tom with dark green eyes

Foxpaw (Mothstar): dark ginger tom with a bushy tail, amber eyes and white chest, paws, and tail-tip

Medicine cats:

Rainsong (AlwayzCreative247): silver she-cat with light blue streaks and blue eyes

Roseheart (sky651): pinky-brown she-cat with green eyes

Security cats:

Stormclaw (Articmist): deep gray tom with yellow eyes

Whitefang (Silverstorm of RiverClan): sturdy white tom with amber eyes

Darkspirit (Neon Templar): black tabby tom with a silver stripe on his forehead and ice blue eyes

Frostpaw (Mothstar): blue-and-white patched tom with blue eyes

Camera cats:

Techyscreen (XxPieInYaFacexX): silver tom with yellow eyes and a sheen to his pelt that makes him appear almost metallic

Ashpaw (Mothstar & Myrtlefalls): dusty gray tom with yellow eyes

Maintenance cats:

Splashpaw (Mothstar & Myrtlefalls): light brown striped tom with green eyes

Splotchpaw (Mothstar): white tom with large brown splotches and amber eyes

Ivorypaw (Mothstar): cream she-cat with yellow eyes

Whew, I finally finished the allegiances! Okay, let's start…the first episode!

Goldenshine: Hiz! I'm Goldenshine. You may have watched another show, The Warriors Truth or Dare Show. I am a famous part of that!

Darkspirit: Not that famous!

Goldenshine: Heyyyy let me do this! Anyway…I'm your host, Goldenshine! *gets glared at by Ebonypaw and Shinepaw* I mean, one of the hosts!

Shinepaw: Hi, I'm Shinepaw. Sculpt

Ebonypaw: And I'm Ebonypaw!

Goldenshine: O-M-W! I just had a sudden inspiration for a queen! Here she is!

*pale gray-and-ginger she-cat with amber eyes pads on randomly out of nowhere*

Goldenshine: This is Lilyfire. She happens to be a teensy bit older than moi but not that much.

Lilyfire: Hey, I'm a queen, right boss lady?

Goldenshine: *taken aback* Yeahhhhhh…

Lilyfire: Then I gotta have a mate! *poofs up random tom*

*Awkward silence*

Leafstorm: Er, Lilyfire?

Lilyfire: Yeah?

Leafstorm: You can't poof up a tom without us knowing who the heck he is!

Goldenshine: Hey, Leafstorm?

Leafstorm: Yes?

Goldenshine: You weren't swearing. I put heck in italics because you were emphasizing it. Speaking of which…*to audience* HERE ARE ZE RULES FOR ZE SHOW!

Rainsong: You aren't French…

1. You cannot die on the show. You will always fall back out of the ceiling alive and well.

2. You may swear or even substitute the word with 'catnip'. And no joke swearing either. These are serious rules, except the first one. Hehe.

3. There will be no mating dares, which includes dares involving having kits.

4. There will be no making out dares.

5. There will be no dares in which a cat is in love with another cat of the same gender.

Goldenshine: Yep! I'll repost those rules at the end of each episode so they stick! Yeahz! Yup! Uh-huh…

Roseheart: Gold-en-shiiiiine?

Goldenshine: WHAT? !

Roseheart: You're supposed to do stuff on the show.

Goldenshine: I AM DOING STUFF!

Roseheart: That's not what I meant…

Goldenshine: *scrolls back up to see where she left off* Oh! I am Goldenshine and I rock. I used to be a part of The Warriors Truth or Dare Show until Mothstar decided there were too many cats for her to manage so I left.

Rockypath: NOT TRUE!

Flashback

Goldenshine: AAA! AS I WAS SAYING I WANNA GO

Mothstar: GO WHERE? !

Goldenshine: AWAY! I'm gonna make my own dare show with all the younger members! Is that okay with you?

Mothstar: Suuuuure

Goldenshine: I'll take Techyscreen, Whitefang, Shimmerlight, Roseheart, Rainsong, Darkspirit, Stormclaw, Rockypath, Leafstorm, and all the apprentices, okay?

Mothstar: Suuuuure

Goldenshine: Are you stuck on repeat?

Mothstar: Suu—NO!

Rockypath: …Still don't buhweive yu. *pouts*

Goldenshine: Before I start ze awesomeness, I'm going to say something important!

Stormclaw: Oh, spare me.

Goldenshine: IF YOU DECIDED TO CLICK ON THIS YOU ARE AWESOME HAVE SOME ICE CREAM! *hands out ice cream*

Splotchpaw: Is that all?

Goldenshine: Nooope. You may think this is by Mothstar, right? WELL ITS NOT!

Roseheart: Gasp! …Hey you forgot the apostrophe.

Goldenshine: BUT SOMEHOW IT STILL IS!

Foxpaw: *scratches ear* How is that even possible?

Goldenshine: Mothstar has a co-author for this story—Goldenstar13. This episode is by Mothy.

Frostpaw: Okay.

Goldenshine: THUS CONCLUDES MY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! Now here's two dares I came up with! First Breezepelt must listen to Rockypath and Splashpaw sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight!

Rockypath: *clears throat*

Splashpaw: *poofs up Breezepelt*

Breezepelt: What the—?

Rockypath: (starts singing just in time to cover up Breezepelt's swearing)

Rockypath: Uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep.

Splashpaw: (in high soprano voice) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.

Rockypath: Wep!

Splashpaw (soprano): In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps toniiiight.

Rockypath: Whoa! Wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep (keeps repeating)

Splashpaw (soprano, at the same time as Rockypath's 'uh wimmo-wep's): Eee-e-e-e-um um away.

Rockypath: (still 'uh wimmo-wep'ing)

Splashpaw (soprano): Uh wee-e-e-e-um um away.

Rockypath: Uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-wep.

Breezepelt: MAKE IT STOP!

Splashpaw (soprano): Near the village, the peaceful village, the lion sleeps tonight.

Rockypath: Whoa! Wep-wep.

Splashpaw (soprano): Near the village, the peaceful vill—

Breezepelt: AAAAAH! *head implodes*

Splashpaw (soprano, slower): The lion…sleeps…tonight…

Rockypath: Wep wep! Uh wimmo-wep, uh wimmo-

Splashpaw (normal voice): Rockypath, the song's over.

Rockypath: Whuh? Oh.

Breezepelt: *falls sobbing from the ceiling* WHAT DID I DO? ! I DON'T DESERVE THIS TORTURE!

Shimmersky: Actually, you do. You hate everyone—

Breezepelt: *sniff* Not.

Shimmersky: —you tried to kill Jay-Jay (my poor Jay-Jay! *sniff*) and you stole Heathertail from Lionblaze, and

Everyone: O.o

Shimmersky: and you existed, and—WHAT!

Everyone: (Still O.o)

Sparklepaw: You actually support Breeze x Heather?

Shimmersky: Yeah, so?

Sparklepaw: (screaming) YOU—

Goldenshine: *sticks a chocolate bunny into Sparklepaw's mouth to save us all from hearing the end of that sentence*

Sparklepaw: CHOCOLATE! *munch munch* (heart symbol above adorable Chibi Sparklepaw holding chocolate bunny with a bite in it) Nummy…

Ashpaw: You don't have to illustrate yourself.

Whitefang: *stands up* She can do what she wants!

Sparklepaw: *evil grin* Really?

Goldenshine: BREAK IT UP!

Breezepelt: (timidly) Can I leave now? *gets poofed away*

Goldenshine: Ehehehehehehehe

Shimmersky: Oh no, evil giggle. Everybody hide…

Goldenshine: (kneels at Shimmersky's paws with bugged-out eyes, crazy grin, and pointing finger) I CHANGED UR NAME! (gets up and does a little dance in a circle) I changed ur na-ame, I changed ur na-ame.

Roseheart: *sweat drop*

Shimmersky: OMW SHE'S RIGHT! AAAH! *runs away screaming*

Goldenshine: See? You used to be Shimmerlight! I has changed you! I changed other stuffs too like…

Leafstorm: OMW I HAS BROWN ON ME! *touches fur*

Goldenshine: And maybe positions…

Rainsong, Whitefang, & apprentices: *look at each other like O.O*

Lilyfire: Hey! What about me?

Goldenshine: Oh yeah, forgot about you. Poof away that colorless tom and pick a tom from the show to be your mate!

Lilyfire: ROCKYPATH! *smooches Rockypath on the cheek*

Rockypath: Heh heh, heh heh…

Goldenshine: LET'S MOVE ON! I dare Jayfeather to…darn we're out of time! This episode is so long that I must make it two episodes! Yaah!

EPISODE 2

Roseheart: …Hey Goldenshine?

Goldenshine: WHAT!

Roseheart: You are allowed to make a really long episode.

Goldenshine: BUT DEY MIGHT GET BORED AND LEEEEAVE

Roseheart: Then make them come back.

Goldenshine: STAY YOU PEOPLES! Unless you must must leave!

Roseheart: OK, now you can continue.

Goldenshine: BUT I IS GETTING BORED TOO! *whines*

Roseheart: Oh dear. This must be a really bad show if the host gets bored.

Goldenshine: I IS NOT BORED THIS SHOW IS THE BEST! *forced cheerfulness* Okay, I dare Jayfeather to read a book.

Roseheart: Woo, a book.

Goldenshine: NOTHING IS RONG WIF DUH BOOK!

Roseheart: Is something wrong with you? *yanks on Goldenshine's ear*

Goldenshine: NO DO DAT! *fur falls off*

Everyone: O.o

Rockypath: I HAS BEEN BUSTED!

Roseheart: Okay Rockypath, where did you hide Goldenshine?

Muffled Goldenshine voice: Lemme out of this thing!

Rainsong: She's in the closet! *goes to closet*

Goldenshine: Whew, thanks! He dumped me in here when the "EPISODE 2" thing came up! Anyway I dare Jayfeather to pass an eye exam.

(Jayfeather poofs up)

Ashpaw: *pulls out eye exam chart and nails it to the wall* Jayfeather, cover your left eye please.

Jayfeather: *puts paw over left eye*

Ashpaw: Now read this row of letters.

Jayfeather: How can I I'm—

Goldenshine: LA LA BLOCKING SWEAR WORDS!

Jayfeather: —blind?

Ashpaw: Read it.

Jayfeather: *pupils contract* R…U…O…K…?

Ashpaw: Yeah I'm fine. Now this row, but cover the right eye instead.

Jayfeather: *does as told* R…O…F…L

Ashpaw: Very funny. Now you can use both eyes and read this row.

Jayfeather: *uncovers eyes* I…M…A…I…D…I…O…T

Ashpaw: Ain't that the truth. Now this row.

Jayfeather: M…A…M…M…A…M…I…A

Ashpaw: Here we go again. Next row.

Jayfeather: M…A…M…M…A

Ashpaw: How can I resist it? Last row.

Jayfeather: T…T…Y…L.

Ashpaw: Bye. *poofs Jayfeather away*

Goldenshine: O.O How did he do that?

Jayfeather: *poofs up* I had a vision and saw the letters! *poofs away*

Sparklepaw: Does that count as cheating?

Goldenshine: Holy schamoly 8 pages! Thanks for watching! Please review! And thanks again!

Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors or "Mamma Mia"

Allegiances:

Host:

Goldenshine (Goldenstar13): tortoiseshell she-cat with golden splotches and golden eyes

Shinepaw (Mothstar): gold she-cat with light ginger patches and yellow eyes

Ebonypaw (Mothstar): jet black she-cat with blue eyes

Co-hosts:

Shimmersky (Shimmertail): silver she-cat with black paws and deep blue eyes

Leafstorm (Mothstar): brown tabby she-cat with gray rings on tail, gray paws, and gray chest and green eyes

Sparklepaw (Mothstar): light ginger-striped she-cat

Rockypath (Mothstar): dark brown tom with dark green eyes

Foxpaw (Mothstar): dark ginger tom with a bushy tail, amber eyes and white chest, paws, and tail-tip

Medicine cats:

Rainsong (AlwayzCreative247): silver she-cat with light blue streaks and blue eyes

Roseheart (sky651): pinky-brown she-cat with green eyes

Security cats:

Stormclaw (Articmist): deep gray tom with yellow eyes

Whitefang (Silverstorm of RiverClan): sturdy white tom with amber eyes

Darkspirit (Neon Templar): black tabby tom with a silver stripe on his forehead and ice blue eyes

Frostpaw (Mothstar): blue-and-white patched tom with blue eyes

Camera cats:

Techyscreen (XxPieInYaFacexX): silver tom with yellow eyes and a sheen to his pelt that makes him appear almost metallic

Ashpaw (Mothstar & Myrtlefalls): dusty gray tom with yellow eyes

Maintenance cats:

Splashpaw (Mothstar & Myrtlefalls): light brown striped tom with green eyes

Splotchpaw (Mothstar): white tom with large brown splotches and amber eyes

Ivorypaw (Mothstar): cream she-cat with yellow eyes

Queens:

Lilyfire (Mothstar): pale gray-and-ginger she-cat with amber eyes, Rockypath's mate