Episode 3: Say What? !

Goldenshine: Yes, that is a random title. YOUR POINT?

Lilyfire: *dies*

Goldenshine: HEY!

Lilyfire: Oh, sorry...*falls out of ceiling*

Goldenshine:*starts humming*

Lilyfire: *rubbing her head where she fell*

Goldenshine: I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way!

Splotchpaw: *facepalm*

Goldenshine: I came to dance, dance, dance, dance. I hit the floor 'cuz that's my plans, plans, plans, plans, I'm wearin' all my favorite brands, brands, brands, brands! Give me some space for both my hands, hands, hands, hands. Yu, yu.

Sparklepaw: You know it's actually Yea, yea.

Goldenshine: It's pronounced yu, yu. And it goes on and on and on, and it goes on and on and on! Yeah! I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, sayin' ayo gotta let go, I wanna celebrate and live my life, sayin' ayo baby let's go. 'Cuz we gon' rock this club, we gon' go all night, we gon' light it up, like its DYNOMITE! Yea I told you once, now I told you twice, we gon' light it up, like its dynomite!

Darkspirit: Um...

Goldenshine: Ohhhhh, caught in a bad romance.

Splashpaw: OLD!

Goldenshine: I'm not easy to please! Ne ne ne ne ne! Get it from the start!

Splotchpaw: What is that song?

Goldenshine: *shrugs* Don't be a drak, just be a queen, something something something, something something life today, YOUR EBONY'S YOUR ORIENT! Something something self today blah blah blah...

Shinepaw: You do not know the song.

Ashpaw: You have problems.

Splashpaw: YOU CAN SAVE 15 PERCENT OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE!

Goldenshine: You know what? I'm just going to stop singing now.

Whitefang: Thank StarClan.

Goldenshine: I shall name the apprentices! Splotchpaw, you shall be known as Splotchpelt. Shinepaw, you shall be known as Shinefern. Ashpaw, you shall be known as Ashleap. Splashpaw, you shall be known as Splashnose. Sparklepaw, you shall be known as Sparkledawn. Foxpaw, you shall be known as Foxfire. Frostpaw, you shall be known as Frostleap. Ebonypaw, you shall be known as Ebonypool. Ivorypaw, you shall be known as Ivorycloud. Are the names satisfactory?

Everyone: Yes

Foxfire: Hmph. There's a fanfiction author called Foxfire909 or something like that. And it's a real word, according to Word.

Goldenshine: Do you want to change it?

Foxfire: Yes, to Foxspark.

Goldenshine: Foxspark fits you. Ashleap, are you content?

Ashleap: My name doesn't fit me at all. I would like...Ashtail.

Goldenshine: Ashtail? Um, okay. And I want to say that Lilyfire isn't going to exist anymore. First come, first serve if you want her. Actaully, you all can have her. TAKE HER. Instead, we're going to have someone that Annabec came up with. Brightpetal, please come forward.

(A pregnant gold-and-ginger she-cat comes up)

Brightpetal: Hi, I'm Brightpetal. The father of my kits is Swiftpelt.

(A dusty gold-brown tom comes up and nuzzles Brightpetal)

Goldenshine: And I dare Jayfeather to go swimming.

Jayfeather: *gets pushed off the high dive* Oh, Fallen Leaves, Rock, StarClan, Skywatcher, Tribe of Endless Hunting, Ancient Clan, Awesome Stick, anyone help! *splash* *flounders around* HELP I'M GONNA DROWN A WATERY DEATH! ! ! ! *BLUB BLUB* HELP OMW HELP *fake drowns*

Frostleap: DUN DUN DUN THE FROST WILL SAVE HIM! *leaps into pool*

Jayfeather: LET ME GO

Random cat: En til za

Splashnose: WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

Fallen Leaves: LET HIM GO

Random cat: En til za

Splashnose: WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

Fallen Leaves: LET HIM GO

Splashnose: WE WILL NOT LET HIM GO

Fallen Leaves: LET HIM GO

Splashnose: WE WILL NOT LET HIM GO

Jayfeather: LET ME GO

Random cat: Whoa whoa whoa!

Frostleap: *lets him go*

Jayfeather: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! *drowns*

Frostleap: Grrr. *gets out*

Goldenshine: Go away, Random cat, or should I say, RANDOM MINBARI? I would be very happy to be the Entil'zha, as long as I would be half Minbari cuz Delenn is awesome.

Random organism: *leaves forever*

Goldenshine: *starts humming again*

Whitefang: Oh no.

Goldenshine: I'm not easy to please!

Rainsong: THANKS FOR WATCHING BYE BYE LEAVE BEFORE YOU HAVE TO HEAR HER SING MORE!

Goldenshine: Get it from the start!

I do not own the line "Help I'm gonna drown a watery death!" Jayfeather actually said that in the story Jayfeather Syndrome and it's hilarious but I warn you, it's rated T for a reason. Acutally, the author rated it K+ but it is T for gay things and burning kits D: but other than that it's something I'd recommend if you're sad. I think you know most of the songs but I don't know the title of the one I sang last.

Allegiances:

Host:

Goldenshine (Goldenstar13): tortoiseshell she-cat with golden splotches and golden eyes

Shinefern (Mothstar): gold she-cat with light ginger patches and yellow eyes

Ebonypool (Mothstar): jet black she-cat with blue eyes

Co-hosts:

Shimmersky (Shimmertail): silver she-cat with black paws and deep blue eyes

Leafstorm (Mothstar): brown tabby she-cat with gray rings on tail, gray paws, and gray chest and green eyes

Sparkledawn (Mothstar): light ginger-striped she-cat

Rockypath (Mothstar): dark brown tom with dark green eyes

Foxspark (Mothstar): dark ginger tom with a bushy tail, amber eyes and white chest, paws, and tail-tip

Medicine cats:

Rainsong (AlwayzCreative247): silver she-cat with light blue streaks and blue eyes

Roseheart (sky651): pinky-brown she-cat with green eyes

Security cats:

Stormclaw (Articmist): deep gray tom with yellow eyes

Whitefang (Silverstorm of RiverClan): sturdy white tom with amber eyes

Darkspirit (Neon Templar): black tabby tom with a silver stripe on his forehead and ice blue eyes

Frostleap (Mothstar): blue-and-white patched tom with blue eyes

Camera cats:

Techyscreen (XxPieInYaFacexX): silver tom with yellow eyes and a sheen to his pelt that makes him appear almost metallic

Ashtail (Mothstar & Myrtlefalls): dusty gray tom with yellow eyes

Swiftpelt (Annabec): dusty gold tom with yellow eyes

Maintenance cats:

Splashnose (Mothstar & Myrtlefalls): light brown striped tom with green eyes

Splotchpelt (Mothstar): white tom with large brown splotches and amber eyes

Ivorycloud (Mothstar): cream she-cat with yellow eyes

Queens:

Brightpetal (Annabec): gold-and-ginger she-cat with amber eyes, Swiftpelt's mate