A/N I was trying to be a good girl, and write chapter 4 of Wish, but this bunny bit me, and it wouldn't let me go till I wrote it. (chapter 4 is on the way too don't worry)
Kurt has a moment.
Kurt was beyond frustrated. Stupid bloody Rachel Berry was getting on his last nerve.
Standing unnoticed by the rest of glee club who were watching Rachel tell Mr Schue how wonderful her solo was and how she was the most talented singer, bla bla bla, same old same old.
Kurt sat at the piano and plunked a few keys, he'd never told anyone but he could play the piano rather well, his mother had started teaching him when he was very little, and he still did.
A smirk creped across Kurt's face, seating himself properly he began to play an elaborate lead up.
When he was sure everyone had stopped talking and were watching him, he started to sing.
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick."
Kurt hadn't been able to stop himself from looking at Finn and Puck respectfully. The room was torn between shock and trying not to giggle, Rachel looked out raged.
"So, three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for you one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock."
The group were shaking in silent laughter now.
"But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
Mmmmmm, thank you very much."
Kurt stopped playing to much applause, Rachel had been forgotten in favour of planning how they could use Kurt talent for playing and singing to their advantage.