DISCLAMER: I DO NOT OWN BAKUGAN OR THE PEN NAMES. I ONLY OWN THE IDEA.
Revenge (on the authors? Or is it someone else?)
*Dark mysterious room, with round table and chairs*
NARRATOR: The victims of fics decided to meet in order to make revenge plan.
ALICE: Okay people! Calm down. *turns to NARRATOR* And what the fuck are you doing here?
*NARRATOR clearly offended disappears from gathering*
*everyone else calmed down and sat on chairs around a table.*
ALICE:*continues* So we all know why we're here. *Dan puts his hand up* Yes Dan. What is it?
DAN: I don't know. Runo dragged me here.
ALICE: We're here 'cause the writers on fan fiction are having a bit more imagination than they should.
DAN:*still not understanding* What do you mean?
ALICE:*banging head on table* Can someone else tell him?
RUNO: We're here 'cause people on fan fiction make us do stuff we don't want to do.
JULIE:*taking out a board* Here are our main problems.
RUNO:*reading from piece of paper* Problem no.1 is "Shunskitten". This writer has an outstanding imagination and writes nearly no other fics expect M rated. She has written the most fics for now.
JULIE: My last time with Shun was stressing.
RUNO: Problem no.2 is "tayamontou" who has written the 2nd most stories. She is in the TOP 20 list along with "MarshmellowsSleeping", "Yukime", "Written Sin", "A-Milion-Words" and "tayamontou".
ALICE:*in background* Shun get off me, we can do it later. *loudly* And these are our main problems. Each of them is on lists of favorites and gets tons of reviews.
RUNO: What Alice is going to say is that-
JULIE: We have to stop them. I've had enough of stories like "Julie's got a crush" or "Shun, the rape master" or whatsit called.
SHUN:*standing up* Yeah. And I've got enough of romance with Dan.
ALICE:*looking at him with disbelief* You never told me you have ROMANCE fics with MEN!
SHUN:*deciding to sit down* Well dear…I did tell you now.
DAN: That is totally unfair and I agree with Shun. Yaoi fics are not my type. But there's one thing I hate the most. People make me look HUNGRY all the time!
SHUN: Dan, you ARE hungry all the time.
KLAUS: I also would like to say something.
RUNO: But no one asked you so just shut up.
KLAUS: *ignoring her* Most people hate me, I have no idea why.
ALICE:*quietly*'Cause you're a stuck up idiot.
KLAUS:*not noticing what was just said* I really don't like the fics about me losing. And I have no bloody idea, excuse my French, why they like him more *pointing at SHUN*. I'm also very disappointed about the small number of Alice Klaus fics. For unknown reasons others have developed a dislike to this pairing, and I would really like to know why.
ALICE: Okay…Now he's done with his speech we can get to more important matters. *disappears along with MIRA and KEITH*
ACE: Where did they go?
JULIE:*applying nail polish to nails* Probably someone is reading a fic with them.
*ALICE, MIRA and KEITH appear*
MIRA: Ew…We just had a threesome at school. That's the third time this week.
*SHUN and FABIA disappear*
ALICE: If she touches him, she will die.
REN: Don't be so protective Alice. Once you nearly kissed me.
ALICE: Well that was totally YOUR fault.
KEITH: Stop quarreling. We're here to sort out a problem.
ALICE: Easy for you to say. You're not as popular as me or Runo. You haven't got tons of fics.
KEITH: I had sex with you.
ALICE: Nearly everyone in this room had sex with me.
KEITH: O.O Wait 'till I tell Shun.
ALICE: You wouldn't dare.
KEITH: Shun! Alice had- *ALICE covers his mouth*
ALICE:*whispering* You will die from my hands in the next fic I see you. *turning to SHUN* What is it dear?
SHUN:*sitting down* You're acting weird.
*FABIA appears with broken leg*
FABIA: *screaming* OWCH!
*everybody gathers around FABIA*
ALICE:*trying to look the least concerned* Fabia what happened to you?
FABIA:*pointing at KLAUS* He broke my leg!
RUNO: But he was here all the time.
KLAUS: No I wasn't.
RUNO: So you DID break her leg.
KLAUS: Err…No I didn't.
RUNO: That's impossible. Someone broke her leg and it was you.
KLAUS: Alright. You got me. I broke her leg.
FABIA: Ha! I knew it was you!
RUNO: As a punishment for breaking her leg, Dan will sit on yours.
KLAUS: What! No! Have mercy!
ALICE: *in background* Why are you punishing him for breaking her leg? You don't like her anyway.
RUNO: I know. I just had to make him suffer. It's not a punishment. More of a revenge.
ALICE: Oh…Sometimes I don't have any idea how great your mind is.
*suddenly everyone gets transported*
FABIA: Hey! Where's Klaus?
ALICE: The author probably forgot him.
RUNO: Lucky him.
RUNO: Did you see this building?
ALICE: No. *looking at building* It's a strip bar.
RUNO: Yeah. And guess who we are going to be.
ALICE: What! No!
NARRATOR: Because of the mature text written below, the author decided to stop her imagination before something bad happens. As you can see *points finger at AUTHOR, MUSE and BETA being chased by MIRA, ALICE, RUNO and JULIE* the author is currently not able to write anything. Please excuse me; I have an important meeting about the newest fic produced by the muse. As soon as the author will finish it, it will be posted on this site. We are very sorry for any problems. Thank you for reading this most idiotic idea produced by the authors and the muses mind. Please leave a review.
AUTHOR: I'm very sorry for any problems. If the owners of the pen names do not want them featured in this fan fic please pm me and I will remove/replace them.