Catcher in the Rye 2: Holden dies
A/N: First of all, I love Catcher in the Rye and I sleep with a Holden stuffed animal so I decided I'll kill someone off if they're not going IS MY FIRST HOLDEN FANFICTION!Evil Andy is the property of Kaiser Scott Use him without permission and I'll have the Fanfiction administration gut you. You shitkickers. Turn back if you can't handle really really Really really really really really gory stories.
Holden and Phoebe were at the New York with Mr. Antolini(queer).
"We gotta find Allie's grave. We need that mitt." Holden said.
"Uh, dude. I need to tell you something." Phoebe said.
"Save it for later Phoebe. We need to find the baseball mitt and the ducks."
"Sorry dude, this can't wait. but I got to go away. Far away." Phoebe said.
"Shut up!" Holden screamed at Phoebe, Phoebe jogged away.
He saw a car on the road charging towards them.
"WHat?" Holden said.
The care breathed the fire on Holden,
"Ow.." Holden groveled in pain on the ground.
"AHAHAHHA!" Evil Inspector Andy said as he got out of his car.
"Who are you? What're you doing here?" Holden asked, mildly scared.
"What the fuck do you know my inner rage and pain and suffering, wanker?"
"I asked you first." Shrek added.
"You dumbass emo motherfucker." Andy said as he took out a switchblade and threw it at Holden. He cut off Holden's face.
"OW!" Holden screamed as blood gushed from his face."YOU CUT OFF MY FUCKING FACE!"
"Hey Holden, go to seaworld." Any said. He took out a saw and cut off Holden's fingers on the bloody arm.
"Oh God." Holden said as he looked at his lacerated fingers. Andy started to chuckle.
"Funny, I didn't think you believed in God." Andy said. "I just thought you was a godless sack of the shit."Holden fell back to the ground. Andy took out an ax.
"Any last words Shrek?"
"Yeah, fuck you." Shrek said, He didn't say much more as his head was decapitated by the ax. Blood spewed out of his corpse. Andy got in the boat and took the propeller and destroyed Headless Holden's body. His body was torn up like a meat in a blender. Phoebe came rushing to the graveyard.
"Where's Holden? she asked Andy.
"Your looking at his remains."
Phoebe looked at the ground and saw pieces of Holden everywhere not to mention his decapitated head.
"You bastard." she said.
"Thank you. Andy said as went on the dragon and flew away.
The next day a small funeral was held for Holden. Everyone was there except for Allie who was still dead,
"I'm sad about what happened to the Holden." Phoebe said after the funeral.
"Why did you do it Donkey?" Holden asked.
"Do what?" Phoebe asked.
"Abandon Holden. Why did you do it?"
"Listen here, I didn't have a choice. He was going to kill me. Now, tell me, dude, if someone was gonna kill you, you would abandon your brother to save, yourself, right?" Phoebe said angrily. But Holden didn't have an answer. He just stared off into the sun.