"Sit DOWN, Fullmetal, and for God's sake, please BEHAVE."

"Like HELL I will. I'm not taking this without a fight, you BASTARD. I should've SEEN this coming! Damn you to the worst depths of this place, Mustang, DAMN you!"

"You are such a BABY, Fullmetal, it's not even going to hurt-"THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. DON'T TRY TO DECIEVE ME WITH THOSE WORDS, DAMMIT, I HAVE CHAOS ON MY SIDE, AND I WILL USE IT IF I HAVE TO."

"Boss, chill, the ones they use aren't big-"AREN'T BIG? AREN'T BIG? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THOSE THINGS ARE LONG ENOUGH TO REACH ALL THE WAY FROM HERE TO RISEMBOOL!"

"Okay, Edward, now you're just being silly. Just sit STILL, and it won't be as painful as you think it's going to be."

"No."

"Fullmetal, sit."

"Colonel Bastard, no."

"SIT."

"NO."

"...I can whip up a court martial as fast as you can clap those hands, don't make me do it the hard way."

"As long as you have a hard time doing it, works with me, and it's not like I CAN clap, seeing as you've TIED my hands together, you sadistic,egotistical-"You brought that upon yourself. Had you just left the escaping for when you NEEDED it-"-womanizing, big-headed, pompous ASS-"And might I remind you you that I am your SUPERIOR, and transmuting my car into some DEVILISH machine with HORNS, of all things, while on the WAY here, just to annoy me is just pushing your LUCK-"-ith a God-complex, I don't know HOW you got that position with your personality, you JERK. I can't BELIEVE you TRICKED me into coming to this GOD-FORSAKEN place AGAIN. I will never, EVER, forgive you for this-"

-ding-

"Next, please!"

"Come now, Fullmetal, time for your-"FUCK NO WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER WILL I GO IN THERE AND LET THEM MESS WITH MY BODY AND SKEWER ME WITH NEEDLES SO BIG IT'S ILLEGAL GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU BLOODY TRAITORS THIS IS CHILD ABUSE GODDAMMIT STAY BACK STAY AWAY LEAVE ME BE I'D RATHER DIE-"

"Excuse me, Major, but you're scaring the other patients."

"AND THEY SHOULD BE. RUN, ALL OF YOU RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE! GO! THESE PEOPLE ARE EVIL, TORTURING CREATURES WITH KILLING MACHINES DON'T LET THEM GET TO YOU WITH THOSE DECEPTIVELY HAPPY FACES THEY ARE DANGEROUS AND WILL EAT YOU ALIVE-"

-thump-

"There! Now we can give you your required shots without injury."

"Ah, good afternoon, doctor, I apologize for all the ruckus my subordinate has caused here."

"Quite alright, Colonel, our nurses are used to it. Mr. Elric is here for his yearly check-up as well, yes?"

"He is. We had to think up of a pretty good trap to get him into the car this time. Is that a new tranquilizer?"

"Yeahp! Just shipped in from Xing! These things can knock a person out for a good 5 hours with a shot! He'll wake up just in time for dinner."

"Perfect, the food will pacify him long enough for Alphonse to pick him up and bring him home."

"Shall we start with the vaccinations, then?"

"Lead the way, doctor."

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And another once-in-a-blue-moon update! Sorry for those watching me if I take so long to post something….my writing's been pretty slow as of late, so….=.=

Hope you enjoyed!

-Corsiva V.