Some weeks later:

Rodolphus has been murdered for killing Victoria

Voldemort has married the now-single Bellatrix

Harry Potter is still alive

Victoria is living in Hell, where she is punished eternally by sharing a room with Bella Swan and Edward Cullen

Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are in Hell, where they are being punished eternally by sharing a room with Victoria

Jacob has been run over by a car

Forks, Washington is in a state of panic, because of the death of two students

Oh yeah, and a bunch of Injuns too

The narrator is finished wandering in and out of Forks

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Fin

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