El Tigre copyright Jorge Gutierrez and Sandra Equihua

The MASK copyright Dark Horse Comics/New Line Cinema


Revenge Of Talon

Chapter 00: Fallen Eagles

[Miracle City, Polica HQ]

a Policia Trooper Unlocked The Door To The Jail Cell.

"Alright, Rivera...
Your Bail has Been Payed, Your Free To Go"

El Tigre Walked Out The Jail Cell With a Sour Face.
As He Was Lead Outside...He Was Greeted By Frida, Zoe And Chris.

"You Guys Payed To Get Me Out?" Asked Tigre

"Actually, We Had To Borrow Half Of The Bail Money From Your Grandfather." Said Zoe

"I Still Can`t Believe You Got Arrested For Robbing a Bank.
I Thought You Were "Good Enough" Not To leave Any Clues." Said Chris

"I DIDN`T!, I WAS FRAMED!"

"By Who?"

"THE GOLDEN EAGLE TWINS, THAT`S WHO!" Shouted Tigre

Several Polica Officers Laughed At Him.
The Four Teen Left And Walked Out The Building.

"stupid policia..."

"Well, They Do Have a Point.
The Idea Of The Twins Robbing a Bank Seems Far-Fetched, Manny.
Aren`t Those Guys Suppose To be "Honest Superheroes"?" Asked Chris

"THAT`S JUST WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!
Their Really Sneaky, Lying, Dirty, Low-Down, No Good Supervillains!
They Pull Dangerous Pranks, Commit Crimes And Shift The Blame On Other Villains!
Then, They Fight The Villains And Take All The Credit...THEIR EVIL!"

"If That`s True, Then WHY Did They Frame You?"

"Because I Once Tried To Expose Them For The Fakes That They Are!"

Zoe Turned To Chris.

"Chris, Manny Is Telling The Truth...
I used To Date Carlito, And They ARE a Couple Of Con Artists."

Chris Eyed Her.

"You used To Date One Of Them?

Zoe Nodded.

"I Was Young...Attracted To The "Bird Theme".
But, I Broke Up With Him When I Found Out He Endangered Innocent People."

"Who Else Did You Date Before Me?"

Zoe Kicked The Dirt.

"django."

Chris Had Wise Eyes.

"OF THE DEAD!"

"Don`t Ask..."

Chris Sighed.

"Alright, Fine...Let`s Get Back To Basics, Here.
The Golden Eagle Twins Are Villains Pretending To Be Heroes...
And, They Framed My Brother When He Tried To Expose Them During a Bank Robbery That They Commited"

Chris Narrowed His Eyes.

"I Think it`s Time Somebody Gave Those Two a "TIME OUT"."

"Oh, Really?...Like Who!" Said Frida

Chris Crossed His Arms And Smiled.

"YOU?"

"No...But, I Know Someone Who Can."

Chris Reached Into his Backpack And Took Out His Wooden Mask.
He Put It On And With a Thunderclap, Spun Into a Green Tornado.

When He Stopped, He Had a Green Face, Ginger Hair And Wore a Yellow Zoot Suit.

"TIME TO BEAT THOSE PUNKS AT THEIR OWN GAME!...But, First.

Mask Gave Zoe a Kiss.
Then, He Zipped Over To El Tigre.

"So...Which Way Did They Go, George?, Which Way Did They Go?"

"They Always Hang Out In Their Blimp"

"Gee, Thanks ALOT, George, Thanks ALOT!"

Mask Twirled Around And Changed Into Superman.

"This Looks Like a Job For SUPER-MASK!"

Mask Flew Away At Sonic Speed.
Tigre, Frida And Zoe Just Watched Him Disappear.

"Huh...Weird." Said Frida

[Meanwhile, Somewhere In The City]

a Teenaged Boy And Girl In White And Gold Costumes Flew Around And Started Spray Painting On The Walls Of Many Buildings.

"HEE HEE HEE!
This Outta Improve City Hall`s Ugly Color." Said Carlita

Carlito Snickered As Well.

"And, Don`t Forget To Sign It!"

"Oh, Yeah..."

Carlita Signed The Name "PUMA LOCO"

"Never Liked That Old Geezer, Anyhow..."

The Two Siblings Flew Away And Headed Towards Their Zeppelin.

"I Wonder How Much Money The City Will Offer For Us To Capture Puma Loco..." Said Carlita

"Who Cares!
It`s ALWAYS a Large Amount."

The Two Teens Laughed Cruely.

Soon, They Reached Their Flying HQ.
They Pressed a Button, Which Opened a Hatch And Allowed Them Inside.

The Entire Room Was Filled With Treasure And Weapons...
Most Of Which Was Stolen, Others Were "Gifts" From People They "Helped".

As They Walked Towards The Control Panel...The Chair Turned, Revealing The Mask.

"WELL, IT`S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP!
I`VE BEEN WAITING FOR HOURS FOR YOU TO ARRIVE!" Said Mask, Holding Up a "Cuckoo Clock Wrist Watch"

The Twins Were Shocked And Enraged At This.

"WHO THE HECK ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!"

"Oh, Of Course...Introductions."

Mask Leaped Up And Zipped Over To Them.

"I Am THE MASK!
Clown Prince Of Chaos, Harliquin Of Mischief...And Miracle City`s Resident Superhero/villain.
I Was Just In The Neighborhood And I Felt Like Dropping By For Some Fun And Games!"

Carlito Grinned.

"Fun, Eh?
Well, Okay...Let`s Play a Game: Stand Over There."

Mask Zipped Over To Where Carlito Was Pointing.

"LIKE THIS!"

"Perfect..."

Carlito Presses a Button On His Suit.
a Trapdoor Under Mask Opens And Mask Just Stands In Mid-Air For Awhile.

He Then Looks Down And Does a DOUBLE TAKE, His Enlarged Eyes Stretching Out Of His Head.
Maks Then Holds Up a Sign That Reads: "help."

He Then Falls.
Carlito Closed The Door.

"Poor Sap...I Almost Feel Sorry For Him."

Carlita Chuckled.

"Yeah...ALMOST."

Mask Is Standing Right Next To Them.

"tsk-tsk-tsk...too bad."

After a Few Minutes, The Twins Notice Mask Is There.

"WHAT THE-!
HOW DID YOU GET BACK UP HERE!" Exclaimed Carlito

"Clearly, You Have Never Watched Looney Tunes..."

Mask Reaches Into His Pocket And Pulls Out a Black, Circular Cloth.

"That Was a Neat Game There, Pal...
But, Now It`s YOUR TURN!"

Mask Tosses The Cloth, Which Turns Out To be a "Portable Hole".
It Slips Under Carlito...And He Falls Through It.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

THUD!

"CARLITO!"

WHOOOOOOOOOSH!

Carlito Flies Up Using His Jetpack.
He Walked Back Through The Hatch And Glares At Mask.

"Now, your Not Sore Are Ya?"

Carlito Charged After Him.
Mask Then Places His Foot On His Portable Hole And Slides It Over To Carlito...Who Falls Through It, Again.

"YOOOOOOW!
YOU RACKIN-FRACKIN-POOMBERATING-BRACKIN-CLACKIN-NO GOOD-BLASTED !"

THUD!

"HEY!, WHAT`S THE BIG IDEA, YA CREEP!" Snapped Carlita

"Hey-Hey-Hey, NO FLIRTING, TOOTS!...I have a Girlfriend."

"WHA!-DOH!-EEH!...GAAAAAAAAH!"

"Watch The Blood Pressure, Sister...You Might Pop That Throbbing Vein Of Yours."

Carlito Walks Back Through The Doors Again.

"HEY!, Your Back!"

Carlito Marched Over To Him.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
I`M GONNA BREAK YOUR SCRAWNY NECK I WILL!"

"Wow...You And Your Sister Need Some SERIOUS Anger Management."

The Twins Approach Him.

"Seriously, WHY SO TENSE!
Especially When You Have All This Neat Stuff, EH!"

Mask Twirls Around And Turns Into Martha Stewart.

"I Simply LOVE What You have Done With The Place!
Video Game Arcade, Weapons Display And Loads Of Treasure...All Contained In a Wonderful Blimp."

Carlita Stared Blankly.

"ZEPPELIIIIIN!"

Mask Twirls Around And Turns Into "Led Zeppelin".

"You RANG?"

The Twins Gritted Their Teeth At Mask, Who Zipped Backwards To The Control Panel.

"Come On, Guys...Let`s Not Fight."

Mask Secretly Flips a Switch On The Control Panel, Activating The Zeppelin`s Loudspeakers.

"Afterall...You guys Are HEROES!
ANd, Heroes Aren`t Suppose To Kill People."

Carlito And Carlita Laughed Out Loud.

"Well, Then The Jokes On You, Stupid!: WE`RE NOT REALLY HEROES!"

Outside The Zeppelin (Which Was Hovering Over Downtown)
Several People Were Gathered Under The Zeppelin...And Were Listening To This.

"NOT REALLY HEROES!
But, What About All Those Crimes You Stopped?"

"HA!
How Do You Think Those Crimes Happened In The First Place!
We Secretly Commit Crimes, Then Show Up Dramaticly To Stop Them!
Heh Heh, We Even Frame Villain For Our Crimes Just To Collect On The Bounty!"

"Not To Mention Attack The City On Purpose With Our Zeppelin And Claim It Was a "Malfuction"." Added Carlita

Mask Grinned.

"If That`s True, Then I Guess That Whole Fiasko With El Tigre Robbing The Bank..."

"That`s Right!: We Robbed It.
El Tigre Tried To Stop Us, But We Beat Him Easily And Pinned The Blame On Him!
In The End: We Got The Reward And He Got Some Jail Time..."

"Sheesh...Sounds Like You Two Are a Couple Of CON ARTISTS." Said Mask

"YEP!
You Summed Us Up In Two Words: Con Artists". Said Carlito

Carlita Then Laughed.

"Not That It Was All That HARD To Fool EVeryone In Miracle City!
These People Are SO DUMB And SO GULLIBLE, They Would Believe Christmas Came In July If We Told Them!"

"Yeah...
We Played The Idiots Of Miracle City Like a Harp!" Chuckled Carlito

The Twins Then Approached Mask.

"So, You See...We Have NO PROBLEM With Killing You." Said Carlita

"What Do You have To Say About THAT!" Said Carlito

Mask Smiled a Sly Grin.

"Just One Thing..."

Mask Held Up a Microphone.

"You Mind Speaking a Little LOUDER?
I Don`t Think They Heard You In China..."

The Twins Then Noticed Their Zeppelin`s Loud Speakers Was ON.
Mask Zipped Over, Opened a Window And Looked Out While Holding The Microphone.

"TESTING, TESTING...UNO-DOSE-TRES!" Said Mask, Whose Voice Was Amplified By The Speaker.

The twins Looked Out With Shocked Expressions.

"Now, Let`s Listen To What`s NUMBER ONE On The Charts..."

Mask Rewinded a Tape And Repeat It Over And Over.

"WE PLAYED THE IDIOTS OF MIRACLE CITY LIKE A HARP!
WE PLAYED THE IDIOTS OF MIRACLE CITY LIKE A HARP!
WE PLAYED THE IDIOTS OF MIRACLE CITY LIKE A HARP!"

The Large Crown Of People Started Booing At The Twins.

"Wow...Look At All The ANGRY FACES!"

Mask Zipped Over To The Twins.

"You Guys Better Run, I See a Man In The crowd With a Rope."

BOOM!

"Oops!, My Mistake...It Was a Bazooka."

The Twins Glared At Mask.

"Well, Time To Go!"

Mask Stretched Out His Arm And Grabbed The Top Of The Zeppelin.

"TTFN: Ta-Ta, For Now!"

Mask`s Body Stretches And Zips Out Of The Window, Leaping Onto The Balloon.
He Bounced Around On It, Whooping And Hollaring Like a Kid At Chuckie Cheese.

"WHOOOOOOOOOO!
HEY!, THIS IS FUN!"

Suddenly, The Twins Fly Up And Hover Above Mask.

"YOU LITTLE FREAK!" Shouted Carlita

"YOU RUINED US!" Shouted Carlito

The Twin Locked The Boots Together And Their Bodies Glowed Bright Gold.
Mask Just Smiled, He Reached Into His Pocket And Pulled Out...a Pin Needle.

He Held It With His Finger And Thumb And, With An Outstretched Arm...Raised It Over The Balloon.

Carlito Shook His Head "No", While Mask Shook His Head "Yes"
After a Few Minutes Of This, Mask Shook His Head "No". While Carlito Shook His Head "Yes".

Finally, Carlito Broke Away From Carlita...Causing Her To Fall.
He Snatched The Needle And Plunged It Into The Balloon Of His Zeppelin.

"CARLITO!"

Carlito Froze In Shock.

POP!

The Balloon Began To Deflate.
Mask Twirled Around And a Jetpack Appreared, Strapped His His Back.

"SO LONG!"

Mask Flew Up And Away From The Doomed Balloon.
The Golden Eagle Twins Activated Their Own Jetpacks...But, The Straps Broke And Took Off On Their Own.

The Twins Looked At Each Other.
They Grabbed Each Other, Then Dropped Down With Their Zeppilen.

"!"

Mask Watched As They Fell.

"You Know...Those Straps Didn`t Exactly Break." Said Mask, Holding Up Scissors

THUD!

The Twins Climbed Out Of The Deflated Balloon.

"WE`RE ALIVE!"

Suddenly, a Large Crowd Of People Surrounded Them...Glaring With Angry faces.

"we`re dead..."

Suddenly, a Whistle Was Blown.
Mask Walked Through The Crowd And Approached The Twins.

"Here...Sign This Paper."

The Twins Sign a Paper That Mask Handed Them.

"What is It?" Asked Carlito

"Oh, Just Your "Last Will And Testiment"
According To this: I GET YOUR BLIMP!"

"ZEPPI-
Aw, Forget It..."

Mask Stepped Away From Them.

"Don`t Wanna Get Any Blood On My Suit, I Just Had It Cleaned."

Mask Blew His Whistle And The people Attacked The Twins, Punching And Kicking Them.
At That moment, Mask Was At a Stand That Read:

STUFF TO HIT THE #$%# TWINS WITH!
99 Cents Each!

"HURRY!, HURRY!
GET YOUR WEAPONS AND BLUNT OBJECTS, HERE!" Began Mask, Speaking Like a Salesman

"WE`VE GOT IT ALL FOR YOU "VIOLENT NEEDS"...
BASEBALL BATS, CLUBS, SACKS FULL OF HAMMERS AND MALLETS!"

a Man Walks Up To Mask`s Stand.

"I`ll Take The Mallet, Sir."

Mask Hands Him a Wooden One.

"Here You Are, Sir...
Order Now, And You Get a Metal one FOR FREE!
Guarenteed To Pack TEN TIMES More "Ouch!" Than The Wooden One...and, i outta know."

The Man Pays Mask, Who Hands Him a Metal One.
Several Other People Form a Line And Take The Objects Mask Gives Them.

Mask Chuckles.

"Now THIS Is What I Call a Profit!"

As The People Beats The Twins, Mask Takes Out a Camcorder And Begins Filming It.

"This Outta Be a Shoo-In For "Mexico`s Funniest Home Videos"!"

Eventually, The Battered And Beaten Eagle Twins Crawled Away From The Angry Mob And Escape Into The Sewers.

"Well, Guess The Show Is Over...Or IS IT!"

Mask Does a Stance And Zips Away, Running At Super Speed.

[Later, Somewhere In Central Park]

The Golden Eagle Twins Lift Up a Manhole Cover And Crawl Out Of The Sewer System.
Their Uniforms Was Torn And Stained From The Sewer Water, And Their Helmets Were Cracked...
Plus They Were Also Pretty Beaten Up From The Angry Mob Earlier.

"That Stupid Mask!
This WHole This Is HIS FAULT!" Shouted Carlita

"Yeah!
Let`s Find That Freak And MAKE HIM PAY!" Shouted Carlito

They Looked And Saw Mask Strolling Down teh Park.

"LOOK!
THERE HE IS!" Said Carlita

"LET`S GET HIM!"

They Charged After Him.

Meanwhile, Mask Was Singing Happily To Himself.

"~Here We Go Gathering NUTS IN MAY, NUTS IN MAY, NUTS IN MAY...
Here We Go Gathering NUTS IN MAY, So Early In The Morning..."

Mask Pauses.

"Or...Is That "Afternoon"?

ZZZZAP!

a Laser Beam Passes By, Narrowly Missing Mask.
He Turns And See`s The Golden Eagle Twins Running After Him.

"Oh, Look...It`s the "Not-So-Golden" Eagle Twins."

Mask Chuckled To Himself.

"Time To Have Some Fun!"

Mask Zipped Away And Dived Into a Hole In The Ground.
The Twins Chase After Him And Kneel Over At The Hole.

"COME ON OUTTA THERE, GREEN FACE!"

Mask Pops His Head Out, Now Resembling "Bugs Bunny"

"Ehhhhh...What`s Up, Dorks?" Said Mask, Munching On a Carrot

Mask Honks Carlito`s Nose And Zips Back Inside The Hole.
Teh Twins Duck Their Heads Inside The Hole, Leaving Their Rears High In The Air.

Mask (Now Back To Normal Form) Came Out Of Another Hole.
He Walked Over, Holding a Wooden Plank Behind Him.

"If I Dood It, They Get a Whuppin..."

Mask Smiles a Sly Grin.

"I Dood It!"

Mask Proceeds To Whack The Twins Butts With The Plank, Then Runs Away At Super Speed.
The Twin Get Up And Jump Around, Holding Their Rears In Pain.

[Later]

The Twins Ran Deeper Into The forest, Gripping Laser Guns In Their Hands.
They Soon Reached a Split In The Pathway, Where Two Signs Were Posted...

One Pointed Left And Read: "THAT-A-WAY!"
The Other Pointed Right And Read: "THAT-A-WAY, TOO!"

The Twins Sighed.
They Realised Mask Must Of Put The Signs There Just To Annoy Them.

"I`ve Got An Idea..." Began Carlita

"What?"

"Let`s Split Up And Take both The Paths...
We`ll Cover Twice As Much Ground And ONE OF US Must Find Him, Eventually!"

Carlito Nodded.

"Good Plan."

The Twins Each Took The Different Paths.
Once They Were Gone, Mask Stepped Out From Behind One Of The Signs.

"HA!
My "Divide And Conquer" Plan Is Working..."

Mask Grinned.

"Now...For The Next Phase Of the Plan."

Mask Twirled Around a Bit.
When He Stopped, He Looked Like Carlito.

Mask Held Up a Mirror.

"Perfect Likeness!"

Mask Then Noticed Something.

"Uh-Oh...Better Fix That Face!"

Mask Grabbed His Green Face And Stretched It a Bit.
When He released It, The Green Coloring Was Gone...Now a Normal, Flesh Color.

"Perfect!
Now I Look Exactly Like That Loud Mouth."

Mask Threw The Mirror Away.

"Now, For Th Voice..."

Mask Starting Harmonising His Voice.
Soon, He Achieved Carlito`s Voice And Grinned.

"Okay...Now, For "OPERATION: SIBLING RIVALRY"!"

Mask Zipped Away In his Carlito Disguise.

[Later]

Carlita Was Walking Down The Path.

"That Stupid Green Head Must Be Around Here, SOMEWHERE!"

"YO, SIS!"

Carlita Looked And Saw "Carlito" Running Towards Her.

"CARLITO!
I Thought You Were Suppose To be On the Other Path!, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"

"I Just Wanted To Give You a Present."

"Really?" Said Carlita, a Little Excited

"Carlito" Raised Up his Laser And Fired At Carlita, Knocking Her Into a Tree.
He Then Ran Off, Laughing Like a Maniac.

Carlita Narrowed Her Eyes In Anger, Gritting Her Teeth.
She Got Up And Marched Back In Teh Direction "Carlito" Went.

[Later]

Mask Zipped Back To The Signs.

"Now, For a Change..."

Mask Twirled Around Again.
THIS TIME, Assuming The Form Of Carlita (Minus The Green Face)

"Better Get That Voice Right."

Mask Once Again Harmonised His Voice, Til` He Sounded Just Like Carlita.
He Then Zipped Away And Ran Down The Other Path.

[Later]

Carlito Was Walking Down The Path.

"ooooh, where is that no-good, dirty-"

"YOO-HOO!"

Carlito Looked Over To See His "Sister" Running Towards Him.

"Carlita?
What Are You Doing Here?, Shouldn`t We Be Taking Different Paths!"

"Yep!
I Just Wanted To Give You Something..."

"WELL, GIVE IT TO ME!" Said Carlito, Excited

"Okay..."

"Carlita" Raised Up a Laser Gun And Fired At Carlito, Knocking Him Flat.

"HA! HA! HAAAAAAAA!"

"Carlita" Ran Away, Leaving carlito Dazed And Angry.

"why that no good..."

Carlito Got Up And Ran In The Direction "Carlita" Was Going]

[Later]

Mask Zipped Back To The Signs And Quickly Twirled Around.
He Was Now In his Normal Form And Leaped Upwards, Sitting On a Branch.

"OOH!, I DON`T WANNA MISS THIS!"

Carlito And Carlita Marched Back From The Two Paths And Faced Each Other.
They Glared Into Each Others Eyes, Gritting Their Teeth.

"YOU NO GOOD-"
"DIRTY, LOW DOWN-"

The Two Siblings Began To Viciously Punch And Kick One Another.
Mask Just Laughed Out Loud At This, he Laughed So Hard he Fell Out Of The Tree.

"BOY, OH BOY!
I REALLY GOT YOU GUYS!"

The Twins Stopped Fighting And Looked At Mask.
They Soon Realised They Had Been Tricked And Marched After Him.

"uh-oh..."

The Twins Pounce Mask And Begin To Attack.

"I GOT HIS LEG!" Said Carlito

"I`VE GOT HIS ARM!"

The Twins Pulled...But Only Succeeded In Knocking Each Other down.
Mask Was Standing From Afar, Just Snickering At Them.

"Oh, You`ve REALLY Got Me, Good..."

Mask Zipped Away And Ran Out Of The Park, The Twins Followed.
Mask Proceeded To Run At Super Speed Down The Highway, "Beeping" Like a Roadrunner.

The twins Ran Over And Stole a Motercycle.
Carlita Drove The Cycle, While Carlito Rode Behind Her As They Chased Mask.

As Mask And The Twins Sped Down The Road At Top Speed...Time Suddenly Paused.

a Subtitle Appeared Below The Mask.

THE MASK (WACKIUS GREEN-HEADUS)

Time Resumed.
Suddenly, Times Paused Again.

a Subtitle Appeared Below The Twins.

THE GOLDEN EAGLE TWINS (BRATIUS SIBLINGIUS)

Time Resumed.
This Time, The Chase Continued.

Mask Zoomed Through The Road, Leaving a Trail Of Dust Behind Him The Twins Followed The Best They Could...But, Were Still "Dragging Behind"

Mask Approached a Tunnel And Ran Right Through It.
The Twin Followed Him, But...

WHACK!

The Twin Colided With a Solid Surface Revealing The "Tunnel" To Be Painted Onto a Wall.

As The Twin Lay On Teh Ground, Their Stolen Bike In Pieces.
Mask Ran Back Through The "Tunnel" And Ran Over The Twins, Leaving "Skid Marks" On Their Butts.

"BEEP! BEEP!" Said Mask As He Zipped Away

[Later]

Mask is Standing By a Post Near The Street.

"I Wonder If Those Twins Are Still Subborn Enough To Keep Coming After Me..." Said Mask

ZZZZZZZAP!"

a Laser Beam Hits The Post.
Mask Looks And Sees The Twins Running After Him.

"YEP!
Their Stubborn Enough."

Mask Runs Inside a Building, The Twins Follow Him.
Eventually, Mask Locks Himself In a Room, While The Twins Try And Break The Door Down.

"WE`VE GOT HIM NOW!" Shouted Carlita

Mask Gets An Idea.
He Starts To Imitate The Sound Of a Police Siren, Followed By Tires Screeching.

"ALRIGHT, GARCIA!
LET`S TAKE THE BOYS AND SURROUND THE HOUSE!" Said Mask, Imitating a Policia Trooper`s Voice

The Twins are Conviced This Is real And Start To Panic.
Mask Slams teh door Open (Hitting Carlito) And Acts Worried.

"JEEPERS, FELLAS!
IT`S THE COP!

"HIDE ME!
HIDE ME!" Said Carlita

Mask Leads Carlita To a Nearby Stove.

"Here!
Hide In Here!"

Mask Opens The Stove Door And Carlita Gets Inside.
As Mask Closes It, Carlito Runs Over.

"HIDE ME!
IT`S NOT FAIR!, YOU GOTTA HIDE ME, TOO!" Shouted Carlito, Practicly Sobbing

Mask Chuckles To Himself.

"I Must me Dreaming...It Couldn`t Be THIS EASY!"

Mask Opens The Stove Door And Carlito Gets Inside.
Mask Slams The Door Closed, Then Begins His "Act".

Mask Zips Over To The door And Begins To Ram Into It With His Shoulder.

"OPEN UP!
THIS IS THE POLICIA!" Shouted MAsk In His "Policia Trooper" Voice

Mask Forced The Door Open.

"ALRIGHT, MASK!
Where Are The Twins, Where Are They Hiding!"

Mask Zips Over To The Stove, Guarding The Door.

"THEIR NOT IN THIS STOVE!"

Mask Zips Away And Resumes His "Policia Trooper" Role.

"AH-HA!
So, Their Hiding In The Stove, Eh!"

Mask Zips Back To teh Stove.

"Would I Turn On The Gas If The Twins Were In There?" Said Mask, Turning On The Gas

Mask Zipped Away.

"Eh, You MIGHT, Mask, You MIGHT..." Said Mask In His Police Voice

Mask Zipped Back To The Stove.

"Well, Uhhh...
Would I Throw a LIGHTED MATCH In There If Te Twins Were In There?"

Mask Lights a Match, Opened The Stove Door And Throws It In.
He Quickly Closes It, Containing An Explosion From Inside.

Mask Zips Back Away.

"Alright, Mask.
You Conviced Me...We`ll Go Look For The Twins, Someplace Else."

Mask Pretends To Walks Away, Then Slams The door Shut.

"Okay, Guys...
You Can Coe Out Now, Their Gone."

The Twins Emerge From The Stove.
Sizzling, Covered In Soot And a Little Dazed.

Just then, Policia Squad Cars Approached The Building.
Mask Looked Out And Saw Several Policia Troopers Getting Out.

"ALRIGHT, GARCIA!
LET`S TAKE THE BOYS AND SURROUND THE HOUSE!" Said a Trooper

"JEEPERS, FELLAS!
IT`S THE COPS!" Exclaimed Mask

The Twins Run back Inside The Stove.
The Door Is Pounded, Until a Policia Trooper Breaks It Down.

"ALRIGHT, MASK!
Where Are The Twins, Where Are They Hiding!" Said The Trooper

Mask Zipped Over To The Stove, guarding It.

"There Not In this Stove!" Said Mask, With a Sly Smile On His Face

"AH-HA!
So, Their Hiding In The Stove, Eh?"

"Now, Look...
Would I Turn ON The Gas If The Twins Were In There?" Said Mask, Turning On The Gas

"Eh...You MIGHT, Mask, You MIGHT."

"Well, Uhhhh...
Would I Throw a Lighted Match In There If The Twins Wer-"

"OH, NO YOU DON`T!" Shouted The Twins As They Ran Out The Stove

The Twins Were Now On Their Knees, Pleading With The Trooper.

"PLEASE, TAKE US WITH YOU!
WE CAN`T TAKE THAT SCREWBALL ANYMORE!" Exclaimed Carlita

"WE DID IT!
WE CONFESS!
ARREST US!, ARREST US!" Shouted Carlito

[Later]

The Twins Were Hauled Off Into a Truck, Handcuffed And All.
They Were Giggling Madly AT One Another.

"HE`S GONE!
WE`RE FREE!, FREE!" Exclaimed Carlita

Mask Zipped over To them.

"Hey...
Just To Show There Is No Hare Feelings, Here..."

Mask Handed The Twins a Cake...With TNT Sticks At Candles.
The Twins Took The Cake, Which Exploded...Splattering Cake All Over Their Faces.

The Twins Began To Cry Like Babies.
Teh Troopers Slammed The Doors Shut And They All Dreove Off.

Mask Rubbed His hands And Smiled.

"Well, I`d call This a GOOD DAY!"

Mask Thought a Bit.

"Hmmmmm...I Wonder What PUNISHMENT Is In Store For Those Twins."

[Later, At The Jail]

a Trooper Approached Carlita And Carlito`s Jail Cell And Opened It.

"Golden Eagle Twins...
As Per The Judge`s Orders, You Are Being Released In The Custody Of Your PARENTS To Serve Out Your SIX MONTHS Of Community Service"

The Twins Looked At Their ANGRY Mother And Father And Gulped.

"oh..."
"crud."