The Rifts that are Tripped


Naruto x Harem


''Normal Speech''

Inner Thoughts, Dialogue, or reading passages from books and scrolls

(Quick Notes and Messages or Echoes.)

(Dark over lapping echoes)

''Boss Summons, Demons, Dark beings speaking, Demonic/Angry characters Speaking as well as extremely Dark spells and Magic.''


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Story start


If you're viewing this journal then that means someone has finally come across my memoirs and you must be halfway insane if you've gotten this far in the story. This is another outrageous adventure by yours truly, Uzumaki Naruto. You see in this latest misadventure I'm the captain of the Maelstrom six as I call it. Yes yet another play off of my name, if you don't like it then bite me I really don't care.

Anyway I suppose I should introduce my crew. I start with the Spaceship, Bob. That's right, his name is Bob and he has Agoraphobia. A spaceship afraid of space. If you could hear my sigh of annoyance you would think I'm about to kill something. Not to mention the damn panic attacks. The only reason I haven't got rid of the annoyance was because he's fast and most of my useless crew members always causing us to lose money.

Then there's Whip, who's taking to calling me uncle. He's a bipedal alien reptile. A lazy and often nasty slacker who seems to be controlled by his hormones and the only reason I haven't got rid of him is because he's my Morality pet apparently. Oh and I occasionally find usefulness of his chameleon abilities even though I can do similar and better. I'm just a bit of a lazy ass like that. Like everyone else he seems to have fifty copies of the same outfit. A dark blue shirt and jeans I think.

Then there is T'Nuk. Oh god T'nuki Layor and how should I describe her. Ill-tempered, triple-breasted, quadrupedal, and amorous pilot. Her clothing can only be described as six times sweat pants and top. I wish she wore something like bright orange instead of purple so I could at least be temporarily blinded whenever I had to look at her. And for those who her who don't seem to understand why I say she's ill tempered and I'm annoyed by her. Her name is Royal Kunt backwards. Make of that what you will.

My semi-competent robot slave Gus. I can somewhat understand him. Why do I have a robot slave you may ask? Well he certainly wouldn't work for me as a friend or free and would be just as quick to leave me to my execution...the bastard. Anyway he's a golden and very effeminate robot. At first I made fun of him for being closeted homosexual just because how girly he acted sometimes, but the cynical bastard keeps doing very stereotypical gay things.

And now the only worthwhile member of the crew, former Sex slave and Cyborg, Six of Nine. Whose sensual voice oddly sounds like Gina Ger...Gina Ger...damn I don't remember her name. I really got to stop changing them every four months. Anyway she's the science officer and was obviously built to be the perfection of physical arousal. Large breasts, Long legs, a large round ass, slim stomach and small waist with soft plump lips and I could go on. Not to mention she wears a short white, see through dress with short exotic violet hair. Thank god her sense of decency does not cancel out how sexual she is.

And man the crazy shit we have gotten into throughout the years. Yeah, on one hand the latter was worth it to deal with the rest of these asses. On the other hand I have to deal with said asses. I wonder if that purple blob Chode would have sold me his crew if Six was initially part of the crew. Oh well, I suppose it doesn't matter now. His loss. Man...I can tell you, it all started back with that God incident...


Chapter End


The one and only Tripping the Rift story and crossover. You will find no one else who has ever done this. I looked. And the episodes are on NETFLIX! So yeah...anyway see you later.